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[Colleen Thomas]

1. The pussy/flower metaphor. Please. I'm begining to think it's a marketing ploy from the companies that bring us floral scented vaginal spays.

2. The "good" girl. Okay, there was a time when you had good girls and bad girls. I think it was back in the fifties. Today, there is just too much range in kids and young adults for the phrase to have any meaning.

3. Stiletto heels. Not there is anything wrong with stilettos mind you, but every pair of highheels do not stilettos make. Perish the thought of running away from someone in a pair. You obviously have never worn a pair if you think that's practical. Stilletos are worn when you intend to have your feet pointed at the ceiling for most of the evening.

4. My biggest gripe though is perfection. If she has long firm legs, a butt you could bounce a quarter off of, a trim waist, big firm tits, flawless skin and a beautiful face with cock sucking lips; she's made of plastic.

 

[LadyJeanne]

4. My biggest gripe though is perfection. If she has long firm legs, a butt you could bounce a quarter off of, a trim waist, big firm tits, flawless skin and a beautiful face with cock sucking lips; she's made of plastic.

The male descriptions are equally awful, particularly those written by male authors. Tall, broad, muscled shoulders, tapered waist, well-defined abs, not an ounce of fat, and well-chiseled features - so boring. Especially when the work-out routine is described in great detail.

 

[mack_the_knife]

4. My biggest gripe though is perfection. If she has long firm legs, a butt you could bounce a quarter off of, a trim waist, big firm tits, flawless skin and a beautiful face with cock sucking lips; she's made of plastic.

I dated a gal with an incredibly tight ass. I tried to bounce a quarter off of it, and it didn't bounce, but the girl did look at me a bit oddly.

I have to say a slim waist is probably the sexiest thing a lady can have, other than a truly kinked up mind. In my world, anyway.

I've also found only a few lips that wound up NOT being good for cocksucking.

 

[JamesSD]

Thoughts

1. The pussy/flower metaphor. Please. I'm begining to think it's a marketing ploy from the companies that bring us floral scented vaginal spays.

2. The "good" girl. Okay, there was a time when you had good girls and bad girls. I think it was back in the fifties. Today, there is just too much range in kids and young adults for the phrase to have any meaning.

3. Stiletto heels. Not there is anything wrong with stilettos mind you, but every pair of highheels do not stilettos make. Perish the thought of running away from someone in a pair. You obviously have never worn a pair if you think that's practical. Stilletos are worn when you intend to have your feet pointed at the ceiling for most of the evening.

4. My biggest gripe though is perfection. If she has long firm legs, a butt you could bounce a quarter off of, a trim waist, big firm tits, flawless skin and a beautiful face with cock sucking lips; she's made of plastic.

Great points, largely because they invite discussion.

1. In a way, pussies do resemble flowers. With closed legs the vulva resembles a closed bud, when her legs are spread it certainly evokes that of a flower opening. Possibly overused, but I don't strictly have a problem with it when used correctly. Mostly I don't mind it being used as a metaphor, but would cringe at "flower" being used as a synonym for pussy.

2. The "good girl" is a cliche that can easily turn characaturish. But there definitely are young women who focus entirely on college, spending their formative years on studying and application building activities rather than dating. Many of these women are motivated by a desire to do the right thing, and make their parents happy. Are these women strictly "good girls"? No, but they definitely have a certain innocence.
I've also known both highly religious good girls (I have a friend from high school I'm pretty convinced never went past second base before her wedding night), and church attending "bad girls".

4. Here you're getting into realism vs. idealism. I'm willing to accept both to a point. Fantasizing about perfection can be wonderful, as can fantasy set very much among "real" people with realistic outcomes.
Still, it's far more challenging to describe more realistic bodies and make them sound sexy than stereotypical beauty. I suppose this is where basing characters off real people can be helpful.