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[JamesSD]

OK. I will use that one then.

As soon as I figure out where she's going to keep the spoons.

I have to imagine tea served upon an ass has been done somewhere in BDSM lit. If it hasn't it ought to be!

 

[Belegon]

I want to ban the phrase "Moist Crotch" especially when refered to like this "I walked along with her and her moist crotch." like it's a seperate entity like a dog or something.

Hehehe, i love that image!

"I took her moist crotch for a walk, and she decided to tag along."

"I had to walk through a dark alley to get to a restaurant. I had almost decided to turn back when a moist crotch jumped out of the darkness and pounced on me!"

Laugh out-fucking loud!

 

[LadyJeanne]

I don't have anything to add right now. I'm laughing too hard at this thread.

EL, my moist crotch and I thank you. You gave us the biggest laugh tonight, after we came back from a business trip, after a delayed flight, and after a long trip to the scary impound lot because because one of the neighbors complained that our car was too close to her driveway - not actually in her driveway, mind you - but 3 inches too close.


And Bel, a for you as well.

And Hulder, a for you as well.

Hell, for everybody!

 

[Belegon]

one of the neighbors complained that our car was too close to her driveway - not actually in her driveway, mind you - but 3 inches too close.

some people so need to get a life....

And Bel, a for you as well.

graciously accepted Milady...I am at your service....

 

[LadyJeanne]

some people so need to get a life....

You know what was wonderful about this? I came home tonight and ran into my new neighbor who moved in across the hall. He graciously offered to drive me to the tow yard so I wouldn't have to take a cab, and then he waited for a half-hour while the people holding my car hostage struggled to do their jobs when the computer was down, and then he waited to make sure they really had my car there so I wouldn't be left stranded in case the twoing people couldn't find it...

Some people deserve to get a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies from me this weekend.

graciously accepted Milady...I am at your service....

 

[Belegon]

You know what was wonderful about this? I came home tonight and ran into my new neighbor who moved in across the hall. He graciously offered to drive me to the tow yard so I wouldn't have to take a cab, and then he waited for a half-hour while the people holding my car hostage struggled to do their jobs when the computer was down, and then he waited to make sure they really had my car there so I wouldn't be left stranded in case the twoing people couldn't find it...

Some people deserve to get a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies from me this weekend.

goes to show that for every jerk there is a good person out there too...I truly believe there are more good people than bad...must be the romantic in me.

 

[LadyJeanne]

goes to show that for every jerk there is a good person out there too...I truly believe there are more good people than bad...must be the romantic in me.

That would make another interesting thread question!

 

[EnglishMuffin]

i totally agree!

 

[English Lady]

Of course not. I don't drink tea, but I still have the genetics necessary to sneer at the very thought.

How the hell do you serve tea that it is best served on a rounded, slightly giving surface?

The Earl

You mean there are two of us who *whispers* don't like tea in England?


Bugger! I thought I was the only one!



Belegon and Lady J, Glad I made you both laugh

 

[Guest]

You mean there are two of us who *whispers* don't like tea in engliand?

Bugger! I thought I was the only one!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oh, God! this thread's been hijacked too.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You mean there are two of us who *whispers* don't like tea in England?


Bugger! I thought I was the only one!

*laugh*

The SO is English and does sometimes drink tea, but not on a regular clockwork basis. Sometimes days will pass with no tea. My relatives, however, persist in believing that because the SO is English, the SO will collapse unless supplied with tea every hour on the hour. To make the situation more comical, they inevitably offer a dazzling and baffling array of mango-ginger-lotus-flower, apple-cinnamon-orange-zest, lemon-frogwort-eggplant and whatever else the good people at Celestial Seasonings have come up with lately. This is an enormous source of amusement to the SO and I, knowing that, as the SO puts it, "I'm English. I drink PG Tips." It's amazing what we Americans will call "tea."

Such is the nature of our preconceptions about the English. When we went on a cruise with the extended family, we were also repeatedly treated to concerns about the SO's reaction to such quantities of sun, deemed unusual for one of the SO's pale English complexion and unfamiliarity with the heavenly orb due to natal location. To top it off, the ship actually served an "afternoon tea." We were soon in agreement that the next person to mention tea, "tea," or sun lotion was going overboard.

Shanglan

 

[English Lady]

You know my mum and sister do need hourly influxes of tea or I think they'll explode *chuckles*

going back to the theme, how about banning such obvious phrases as

"I wouldn't sleep with him for all the tea in china!"

 

[BlackShanglan]

"I wouldn't sleep with him for all the tea in china!"

Not if he was the last man in the world?

Although I do like "Mrs. Miggins, if we three were the last people on earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick."

Shanglan

 

[Kassiana]

The phrase "hung like a horse" could disappear from our language without any fight from me to keep it.

 

[Guest]

The phrase "hung like a horse" could disappear from our language without any fight from me to keep it.

Shang may disagree.

 

[Kassiana]

Shang may disagree.

He gets excited by auto-erotic asphyxiation? Ew. That's dangerous according to all sensible medical professionals.

 

[Guest]

He gets excited by auto-erotic asphyxiation? Ew. That's dangerous according to all sensible medical professionals.

Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him read the latest edition of The Journal of the American Medical Association.



(Took me a moment to process your post - haven't had near enough coffee yet this morning.)

 

[Kassiana]

Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him read the latest edition of The Journal of the American Medical Association.



(Took me a moment to process your post - haven't had near enough coffee yet this morning.)

I can't?

Shanglan, would you read the latest JAMA if I promised you a good whipping from three fine ladies of Lit?

(I know how it feels to have a lack of coffee. Usually my caffeine infusion comes around 45 minutes from now. Otherwise, I'm sure I'd be in your boat.)

 

[BlackShanglan]

I can't?

Shanglan, would you read the latest JAMA if I promised you a good whipping from three fine ladies of Lit?

Absolutely. But then, I was planning to read it anyway for the article "Acute Management of Equine Lacerative Injuries Incurred Through Immersion in Rosa Eglanteria, or Common Flowering Briar."

 

[Kassiana]

Absolutely. But then, I was planning to read it anyway for the article "Acute Management of Equine Lacerative Injuries Incurred Through Immersion in Rosa Eglanteria, or Common Flowering Briar."

I love a good rebuttal.

 

[Guest]

I love a good rebuttal.

Whose butt?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Whose butt?

*waves tail happily*

 

[Kassiana]

Whose butt?

Well, now, that depends. I have to see the butt first, then think about whether I want to see it some more. If I do, then I re-butt.

 

[Guest]

Well, now, that depends. I have to see the butt first, then think about whether I want to see it some more. If I do, then I re-butt.

*sigh*

I love to be re-butted.