Editors, do you masturbate as you edit?

[Gunter99]

Please vote

 

[AsylumSeeker]

But I have, on occasion, gotten hard.

 

[LadyVer]

Geeze.

 

[driphoney]

Geeze.

My thought!

 

[Magicktouch]

I mirror Asylum's thought, besides, it would make the keyboard sticky.

 

[mynameisben]

I used to, back in the days before computers. It saved me a fortune on White-Out.

 

[sr71plt]

I used to, back in the days before computers. It saved me a fortune on White-Out.

Yes, I laughed. (even that you knew what white out was.)

I could say that I refrained from doing it in those days because my margin comments kept spilling off the sides of the paper.

 

[robertreams]

So far I have not found a manuscript that makes me hard enough, but I am hopeful.

 

[CWatson]

No. That would distract me.

 

[sr71plt]

Even editors take breaks for coffee and, um . . .

 

[Gunter99]

Masturbate!

If a story is any good when editing, my cock is usually rock hard and oozing pre-cum

Only when published do I masturbate to shoot cum!

 

[lovecraft68]

I don't edit (for obvious reasons) but I have garnered enough of a following in the incest to category to lead to newer authors asking if I will look at their work and render an opinion.

I never had one even remotely turn me on as I don't have a mother/son kink and that is mostly what I was looking at.

But a few weeks ago this woman sent me one that absolutely hit my sweet spot.

A brother sister story with the sister being into femdom. I was hard from the second paragraph and as soon as I finished, got up, went into my wife's home office and fucked her over her desk hard enough to knock the pictures off off it.

The other night she printed the story and left it on my pillow.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't edit (for obvious reasons) but I have garnered enough of a following in the incest to category to lead to newer authors asking if I will look at their work and render an opinion.

I never had one even remotely turn me on as I don't have a mother/son kink and that is mostly what I was looking at.

But a few weeks ago this woman sent me one that absolutely hit my sweet spot.

A brother sister story with the sister being into femdom. I was hard from the second paragraph and as soon as I finished, got up, went into my wife's home office and fucked her over her desk hard enough to knock the pictures off off it.

The other night she printed the story and left it on my pillow.

Now if that isn't trumpeting how great thou (thinks thou) art, I don't know what would be.

 

[chaz57]

of course

 

[Gunter99]

Very true

Nothing like stroking ones hard cock is there?

 

[lovecraft68]

Now if that isn't trumpeting how great thou (thinks thou) art, I don't know what would be.

Yup only people who are truly great have sex with their spouses

You're just jealous because I don't need a blue pill yet to do it like you do.

And that my wife is till interested in me. I can't imagine what your wife has to do to get your attention.

Does she have to show you a picture of yourself to get you going?

Or does she have to say "Oh, you're the greatest editor in the world, oh you are vetted? Oh, honey, quote the CMS some more!"

 

[sr71plt]

Yup only people who are truly great have sex with their spouses

You're just jealous because I don't need a blue pill yet to do it like you do.

And that my wife is till interested in me. I can't imagine what your wife has to do to get your attention.

Does she have to show you a picture of yourself to get you going?

Or does she have to say "Oh, you're the greatest editor in the world, oh you are vetted? Oh, honey, quote the CMS some more!"

There you go making up things about other people again. Shall I go back to running your quote about just paying attention to your own shit and not obsessively sticking your nose up the butts of others?

Such an inferiority complex you have going for you there, LC. And such anger at what the world hasn't given you. tsk, tsk.

 

[LadyCibelle]

Now if (.....)

Yup (.......)

There you go (......)

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it seem we had all agreed that "The Editor’s Forum is for authors and editors to discuss issues related to editing stories. People are forgetting this. It's not a place for personal arguments, attacks, or discussions not related to editing stories."

I don't care who started it, who baited who or how many eggs one got on his face today, please play nice or go play elsewhere.

 

[Gunter99]

Thanks

Thanks for scolding them LadyCibelle

My thread is related to editing, I hope you approve...

 

[_Lynn_]

Nope.

 

[Gunter99]

Nope.

Tell me more

 

[_Lynn_]

Tell me more

Editing isn't about reading someone's story so you can get off. If that's the goal, there are thousands of stories on Lit to choose from. To give the author a complete edit, you have to concentrate on the wording, the punctuation, the grammar, etc. How can you do that if you're masturbating? You have to focus, to catch that the redhead on page one changed into a blonde on page twelve, that her name went from Susie to Suzie. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't offer to edit.


*you is in the generic sense*

 

[Gunter99]

Masturbating

While editing, if a story is good enough to make my cock hard, its good, but I concentrate on the story!

I only ever masturbate to a story once published.


Interesting to see how many editors masturbate whilst editing isn't it?

 

[PennLady]

I'm with MistressLynn. I don't. That's not why I'm reading the story. Which doesn't mean that if I sat back and just read it to read it, it wouldn't excite me. but not while I'm editing.

 

[_Lynn_]

While editing, if a story is good enough to make my cock hard, its good, but I concentrate on the story!

I only ever masturbate to a story once published.


Interesting to see how many editors masturbate whilst editing isn't it?

Ah, yes, I see the thread has hundreds of replies from people who masturbate as they edit.