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[BurningMonkey]

I'm busy checking him out!

What am I, chopped liver?

 

[babeee]

I've got a flopped giver

Aaaww...maybe Santa will bring you some little blue pills

 

[Hornblende]

Maybe Santa will bring you me some elves

How many elves does it take to fill a babeee?

 

[barefootgirl69]

How many shelves are filled in the pantry?

Just about every one, why?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll? With MY tongue? Just one, why?

Holy Hell! I've always assumed you were talented, but Jesus!

 

[starrynightin64]

Holy Hell! I've always assumed you knew how talented she was, but Jesus tell her!

Spread the nice on Lit and make someone smile

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Spread your legs on Lit and make someone smile

I don't think guys doing that gets much attention, to be honest....

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think guys doing that will get attention, to be honest....

They sure will, just look at how popular AmPics is!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm sure your scratch and sniff, while blindfolded, 3D puzzle of the human anatomy will make lots of money. Just look at how popular sudoku is!

I have to say, you give me confidence that sinking my entire retirement money into this product is no gamble at all!

 

[Hornblende]

I have confidence that sinking the entire Russian Navy is no gamble at all!

It's been good talking to you Jeff, but I fear your time has come

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's been good talking to you, Jeff, but I fear it's time to cum

Yes, it certainly is....put Jeff away.

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, it certainly is....put that right here.

Happy to oblige - hey, that looks wet

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Surprise! - hey, those look painful

They are called "Blue balls" - and you could knock before entering the house you know!

 

[TomBoner]

They are called "Big balls" - and you should fondle them nicely before sucking on them!

How do you know he's that sort of guy?

 

[Hornblende]

How do you know I dress up as Guy Fawkes?

It's the burning smell that gives you away.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm hot in this suit, let me take my socks off. What's that smell?.

Must be your socks, or your feet. We should shower!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Must be your socks, or your feet. We should fumigate!

Oh come on! My feet are NOT that stinky....

 

[37_ttej]

Oh come on! My feet are NOT that sticky....

I rinsed them good after masturbating in the shower!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I used your towel after masturbating in the shower!

You jerk! First off, why were you even IN my shower? And you blew a load IN my shower as well? Then used my towel to clean yourself off? What a jerk!

 

[Hornblende]

Will you jerk me off in the shower?!

No - do it yourself, smiley-boy

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No - I am more of a "do it yourself" kind of guy...

That's a good thing, since I was not offering anything..so you go right ahead...I won't watch....

 

[Hornblende]

That's good, let me offer you my watch....

Is it one of those smart watches? How exciting?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is she one of those smart wenches? How exciting?!

The mind is extraordinary...she probably has a good imagination, too.

 

[Hornblende]

The hand is extraordinary...she probably has a good technique, too.

But is she ambidextrous?

 

[barefootgirl69]

But is she adventurous?

I heard she might be, but that's just rumor.