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[Hornblende]

I herd sheep nightly, but that's just rumor.

What a strange way to spend your leisure hours!

 

[barefootgirl69]

What a fantastic idea!

I thought so, too!

 

[Hornblende]

I've brought some glue!

I thought we were going to use the handcuffs

 

[barefootgirl69]

They took me down to the station in handcuffs!

The sign read 'No, Shoes, No Shirt, No Service'...you didn't even have socks on!

 

[Hornblende]

I didn't even have socks on!

Well you're Barefootgirl, not SockCladGirl...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hahaha!

Well, you're bare foot, girl; go put socks on!...

If I don't, will you spank me?

 

[Hornblende]

If I don't, will you spank me?

No edit needed . Just bend over this desk

 

[barefootgirl69]

No handcuffs needed . Just bend over this desk

We might need a different thread...

 

[Hornblende]

Can you tie me up with golden thread...

Now you're just getting too demanding. That deserves a supplementary spanking!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Just wait while I give him head...

In the queue, BFG...in the queue...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

In\'m the queen, BFG...I'm the queen...

Burning Monkey comes out on Lit!

 

[wildebird]

Earning money with work on Lit!

Well, that is awesome...wish I could find a lucrative niche here!

 

[37_ttej]

Well, that foursome really cured my itch right here!

Somebody got lucky on the weekend.

 

[wildebird]

Somebody got a ducky on her pudenda!

Aaah, yes...well, she was an orphaned duck, but she's all grown up now and on her own!

 

[37_ttej]

Aaah, yes...well, she was the Dauphin's fuck, but she's all grown up now and on her own!

Racy period novels with realistic endings!?

 

[wildebird]

Raise the periscope...I see a real mermaid singing!

You've been into the "happy stuff" box again, haven't you?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've been into the toy box again, won't you come play with me?

Do you have to bring my own toys?

 

[37_ttej]

Do I have to bring my own toy boys?

Whatever floats your boat, my friend ...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

When can I "ride your boat," my friend ...

I'm hoping that's not what I think it means.

 

[37_ttej]

I'm hoping that's what I think it means.

Yep, I enjoy boats. Not toy boys.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yep, I enjoy toy boys.

No judgements from me.

 

[wildebird]

I'm smoking...just ate too many beans.

Could we get some windows open in here, please?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Could we get some windows updates in here ?

Um...I'm not tech support...

 

[wildebird]

Hey, guys...I've got "dick support"!

Oooh, I could enhance that support for you!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oooh, I could enchant you!

And what would you do with me, when you had me under your spell?