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[jeff_is_smiling]

Well you would. It's the pinada of pizza!

ummm...you seem to be mixing and matching your cultural references....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, you would take me to get pizza, right?!

I sure would...!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I sure would do it publicly with you...!

Once again, I am speechless....

 

[Hornblende]

I sure would supply the marinade.!

Baste yourself, barefootgirl, and wait over there

 

[37_ttej]

Waste yourself, barefootgirl, and wait over there

Ah, those drunken Christmas parties ...

 

[Hornblende]

Ah, those drunken Christmas panties ...

I swear, it was just a rumour

 

[barefootgirl69]

I didn't know it was just a rumour

Don't believe everything people tell you!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Don't believe everything people tell you about me!

I don't! They say you are naive and innocent....

 

[37_ttej]

I don't think, I know, you ain't all naive and innocent....

Which is why Jeff is smiling.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why is Jeff smiling.

I think because he listens to rumours!

 

[yellow_rose71]

I think because he listens to The Ramones!

So that's why he keeps yelling he wants to be sedated??

 

[Hornblende]

So that's why he keeps yelling he wants to be fellated??

Ignore him - he yells that at all the girls

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ignore him - he yells the shadows on the walls

Can you make those with your hands? So, interesting and fun!

 

[Hornblende]

Can you make me quiver with your hands? So, interesting and fun!

I can make your quim quiver!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I know you can!

I can make you a blanket so you don't shiver!

That's amazing, but just get up under this one

 

[MausAss]

That's amazing, to get it up after so many times

With you I'm insatiable.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Mind you, I'm insane.

Just because EVERYBODY thinks that doesn't make it true! You are just...."different" than most.

 

[MausAss]

Because EVERYBODY thinks you're insane, it makes it true! You are...."different" than everyone.

That reminds me about that time elli said I was special. Of course she used quotation marks around special. Miss you elli, hope you come back some day.

And really, everyone? That's why I think you're all assholes.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That reminds me about that time elli said I was special. Of course she used quotation marks around special. Miss you elli, hope you come back some day.

And really, I have to do everyone? That's a lot of assholes to explore...

Well, I know you would be uber-busy, so you can skip exploring me....

 

[Hornblende]

I'm volunteering as Lit's Uber driver for Christmas - book now!...

What an extraordinarily generous Yule gesture

 

[barefootgirl69]

Uber driver *laughing*

What an extraordinarily obscene gesture

They must not have liked what you said!

 

[Hornblende]

I'm offering some festive head!

I knew I could rely on your tongue

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I knew I could rely on your discretion

Well, I figure what you do while on the subway is your business....

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, I did it on the subway while you were at business....

I knew there was something sneaky about you!

 

[babeee]

I knew there was something leaky about you!

He should get that checked out!