Hornblende
Exploring eloquence
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Hey, I'd be there, too, enjoying some warm weather in my jim jams!
Well they won't be staying on long

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Hey, I'd be there, too, enjoying some warm weather in my jim jams!

Well, I know I'm wrong.![]()
I will buy some jim jams so that you can remove them![]()

I surrender unconditionally![]()
Yes, so I see better, just lie back...![]()

My beaver...um, can make squeaking noises![]()

I like a good challenge![]()
I'll bring some popcorn with me![]()
Planning on just wanking...
Well don't let us stop your orgiastic activities...
Never eat orange jello![]()
I know but it makes my pussy taste sweet!
What do you do with a sweet talking pussy?
Take up Zoroastrianism, I guess....
An intriguing discussion on tit size and blow-job technique ensues.

Trust you to lower the tone of the percussion![]()
The stripper's panties were out grown and the performance was 'flat'. *boo! Tish* *literally*
You should try a better pick up line.
Yes, I AM Goofy in the Disney line-up! - and you can bet I always sound terrific! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!
I can do a passingly good roundhouse...