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[barefootgirl69]

Tell me all about you.

Where should I begin?

 

[rod43]

Where should I begin your erotic massage?

Start with my bare feet and work slowly upwards, please

 

[BurningMonkey]

Where should I park?

We usually just pull up on the lawn.

 

[Hornblende]

I usually just pull off on the lawn.

That's not the seed it needs...

 

[BurningMonkey]

That's not the breeding we need...

Oh, well, sorry if my pedigree doesn't meet your standards.

 

[babeee]

Oh, well, sorry if my penis is less than standard size.

Poor you...though it's what you do with it that counts

 

[Hornblende]

Would it help if I pulled you...it's what I do with it that counts

A most kind and generous offer

 

[babeee]

Post a kind and generous offer

Drinks are on me!

 

[TomBoner]

Fucks are on me!

There's about 10000 lit guys lining up now.

 

[babeee]

There's about 10000 lit guys dining out now.

I said drinks...no mention of a meal!

 

[Hornblende]

I drink to forget. Only problem is...

I know, you've forgotten what you were forgetting

 

[TomBoner]

I know, you were fucking what you were fucking

Seems rather obvious to me.

 

[Hornblende]

She's oblivious to me.

Well you obviously need to work on your technique

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well you obviously need to work on your transmission.

Grinding gears are a good indication...

 

[Hornblende]

Grinding my own leg in anticipation...

I'm not sure that's anatomically possible

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm not sure that's artistically permissible.

Rules? No, there are no rules, here...go ahead and color outside the lines.

 

[Hornblende]

Fools? No, there are no fools, here.

I think you might be able to find the occasional one!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think I might be able to occasionally!

That's great! Wait, what are we talking about?

 

[Hornblende]

That's great! Wait, why are we just talking about it?

Patience is a virtue

 

[barefootgirl69]

Patience is a virtuous girl.

There no such thing around here!

 

[babeee]

There no touching around here!

I beg to differ

 

[Hornblende]

I beg too often

On your knees, let's see you do it properly

 

[babeee]

On your knees, let's see you chew it properly

Won't that be painful?

 

[Hornblende]

Won't my knees get painful?

Yes, it's entirely likely, you could be down there for a while

 

[babeee]

Yes, it's entirely likely, would you be down there for a while?

I doubt it, I'm very skilled at achieving quick results