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[jeff_is_smiling]

Ow! What was that for? She bit me while giving head!?

Ever consider bathing and cleaning yourself up a bit? Maybe that's the reason....

 

[37_ttej]

Ever consider dressing yourself up a bit? After all, 'tis the season....

*sigh*

Put it away, 'Santa', the kiddies don't need to see your jollies.

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[jeff_is_smiling]

*sigh*

Put it away, 'Santa', the women don't need to see your present.

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But I thought size really DID matter?

 

[37_ttej]

But I thought cries really DID matter?

Yes, but when the ladies say they want to see your emotional side they don't mean sob all over their shoulder!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Yes, but when the ladies say they want to see your "ability" they don't mean fling it all over their drapes!

Jesus - you COULD have told me THAT little nugget a while back....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ya'll are making me laugh, and it hurts!!!

Jett - you COULD have told me and I would have rubbed your back....

Do I need to leave and give you some alone time?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Do you want me to leave and give you some alone time?

Certainly not.....your presence here IS making my pants shrink a bit though...

 

[Hornblende]

Your Christmas present of washing powder has made my pants shrink...

Well that's a bit ungrateful, isn't it?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well that's a bit unpalatable, isn't it?

Do what I do--put hot sauce on it.

 

[Hornblende]

Do what I do--put hot sauce on it.

No edit needed here - isn't that a bit risky?

 

[TomBoner]

No cum needed here - isn't that a bit arousing?

Why is the lack of cum arousing?

 

[Hornblende]

Why is the lack of cum embarrassing?

Well you need to show some evidence that you enjoyed yourself, surely?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well you need some evidence that you can perform with Shirley.

She's a demanding woman, that's certain.

 

[Hornblende]

She's a demeaning woman, that's certain.

Don't let her demean you, that's not nice....

 

[TomBoner]

Don't let her bite you, that's not nice....

Don't you just hate it when somebody bites your cock?

 

[Hornblende]

Don't you just hate it when somebody bites your clock?

Yes, I do - it makes it difficult to tell the time...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes, I do dishes all the time...

That's very sweet of you!!!

 

[TomBoner]

That's very soft for being aroused!!!

How do you know he's aroused?

 

[holdmyhand2013]

How will I know if I'm aroused?

I would think by now you would be able to tell.

 

[Hornblende]

I would think by now I would be able to whistle the "William Tell Overture"

Well that sounds a little ambitious to me.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well he seems a little rambunctious to me.

Try tranquilizers. They worked on my kids.

 

[wildebird]

Those tango dancers...they opened my eyelids!

I know what you mean; nothing better than a hot tango!

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[BurningMonkey]

There's nothing better than a hot tangle.

And a slow cool-down afterwards.

 

[wildebird]

It is so cool 'round these parts! *shivers*

Oh, are you feeling chilly? Here's a blanket, big enough for two!

 

[rod43]

Oh, are you feeling horny? Here's my cock, big enough for you?

Tell me when your through?