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[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm sure she can circumvent that sort of thing - after all, it IS forbidden by the forum rules...

Well, she IS a wild woman...let's encourage her and see what she does next....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Lmao

Well, I like a wild woman...let's see if we can find some around here....

I heard they're all over on the GB...nothing but us homely women on the playground.

 

[MausAss]

I heard they're prudes over on the GB...nothing but us horny women on the playground.

That's why I stay away from the GB. I like horny women better.

 

[BurningMonkey]

That's why I stay away from redheads. I like quiet women better.

*shrug* You can wait outside if you prefer.

 

[Hornblende]

I could flounce out if you prefer.

Hey, stay calm Monkey Man!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hey, here's a clean hanky, man!

Thanks; my old one is all crusty...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thanks; would you like my old crusty one?...

No, thank you...I'll find a tissue somewhere else!

 

[Hornblende]

No, thank you...I'd like to kiss you somewhere else!

I can supply a helpful list of locations

 

[barefootgirl69]

It's all about locating the right hotel.

Somewhere quiet and where we won't be found, right?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Somewhere quiet and away from the hounds, right?

That's asking a lot; Hornblende is quite proud of his hunting pack.

 

[Hornblende]

Somewhere I can be really noisy, right?

Oh yes, you can feel free to be as loud as you like

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh yes, the handcuffs csn be as tight as you like

Just don't head to the shower and leave me!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Just don't take me to the shower and not please me!

Oh, I would please you alright....

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I would pleasure myself alright....

Well that's a bit selfish, don't you think?

 

[MausAss]

Welsh are a bit selfish, don't you think?

Yes, and the English are snobby, the Scots cheap and the Irish are all drunkards.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Three men--the English, the Scot and the Irish--all walk into a bar...

Why isn't there ever an American in this story?

 

[Hornblende]

Why isn't there ever an American in this story?

An English-American, a Scots-American and an Irish-American walked into a bar

 

[37_ttej]

An English-American, a Scots-American and an Irish-American walked into a barber

Oh, here's a twist.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My knickers are in a twist.

What happened, the milk was all gone this morning??

 

[BurningMonkey]

What happened? I was looking for some 'milk', but it's all gone! Was that blonde here again this morning??

Now, now...envy doesn't become you.

 

[37_ttej]

Now, now...puce doesn't become you.

It doesn't become anybody!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can't cum for just anybody!

That's pretty natural, I think.

 

[holdmyhand2013]

Those are not natural, I think.

No, they came from a catalog.

 

[37_ttej]

No, they came from my cat and dog.

*itch*

So. Many. Fleas!!

*scratch*

 

[barefootgirl69]

*ugh* So. Many. Tourists!! *grumble*

Hey, I'd be there, too, enjoying some warm weather, and a Tim Tam!