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[barefootgirl69]

I want some, too.

Peruse the personals with Tom, he'll share

 

[BurningMonkey]

Peruse the personals with me; we'll find someone to share

Oh, I'd be delighted.

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I'd be arrested.

Driving with a barefoot passenger?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Driving with a bare-bottomed passenger?

It's the only way to go...

 

[Hornblende]

I couldn't see which way to go...

Well I'd be dazzled too

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well I'd be dizzy too

They say if you tend to do a lot of fast u-turns under the sheets, that can happen to you....

 

[BurningMonkey]

They say if you tend to get a lot of rug turns under the sheets, you're changing positions too often...

Good advice. We should all take it to heart.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, I like to 'bedazzle' my clothing, too

I never could get into that!


Sorry ...I'm multi-tasking!

 

[Hornblende]

I never could get into that!


Sorry ...I'm masturbating!

Don't let any of us disturb you - concentrate!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let us help you, alright?!

Sharing is caring

 

[TomBoner]

Sharing my wetness is caring

Hot damn ... my kinda girl!!!

 

[Hornblende]

Shagging is catching

...and blowing is growing

 

[TomBoner]

And blowing one of my most favorite things ever!

Really?!?!?!?

 

[Hornblende]

I really agree

Glad that you concur!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Glad that you could make it!

Yes, took me a minute to get free. But, I'm here now...

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, took me a minute to find the key. But, I'm here now...

Damn, you escaped again

 

[barefootgirl69]

Damn, I need a shower again

Yes, that needs to happen once a day...twice if you're really dirty.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

[QUOTE =barefootgirl69;72504200]Yes, that needs to be swallowed once a day...twice if you're really dirty.[/QUOTE]



Since you're so hungry for it....

 

[yellow_rose71]

Since you're so hungry, I'll make dinner.

Very nice of you.

 

[37_ttej]

Very nice hair do.

Thanks! I think it's pretty cool.

http://www.psuhn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crazy-hairstyles-for-men-with-long-hair-crazy-hair-ideas-for-crazy-hair-day-maria-lombardic.jpg

 

[BurningMonkey]

Dang, it's getting pretty cool in here...

That's why I wore my jacket.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

....and that's why I don't wear pants...

Interesting story......but maybe better told someplace other than a subway station, don't you think?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Interesting idea about better subway stations leading to more commuting and reducing global warming.

How did we get on to subway stations?

 

[wildebird]

How do I get the best sensations?

Well...in my experience, you need to try a variety of positions.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well, I've very experienced, having tried a variety of positions.

I have no doubt of that, you're a walking Kama Sutra.