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[BurningMonkey]

You keep THAT under wraps??

Well, yeah...don't want to cause a panic, you know.

 

[37_ttej]

Well, yeah...don't want to cause a pandemic, you know.

One zombie apocalypse comin' up!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

One zombie cummin' is enough!

That is a very disturbing image.....

 

[BurningMonkey]

That is a very arousing image.....

What would zombie cum look like, I wonder?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

What would zombie's face look like when it came, I wonder?

It would have a real creepy smile...scare the shit of of people...sorta like the fear some people have of clowns...

 

[BurningMonkey]

It would have a real blissful smile...

Pretty much like non-zombies, then.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I guess I pretty much like non-zombies, then.

Yes, non-zombies are much friendlier...and their breath smells better too!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Yes, non-zombie girls are much prettier...and their smiles are better too!

Let's hear it for non-zombie girls!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Let's stalk non-zombie girls!

It's like we are telepathically connected.....

 

[BurningMonkey]

It's like we are helplessly addicted.....

I blame their pheromones.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I blame their hairy moans.

Halloween is past what could be causing those moans?

 

[BurningMonkey]

My Halloween date was a blast! She caused a lot of moaning!

For the good reason, I hope.

 

[yellow_rose71]

You're still taking the prescription, I hope.

That was suppose to be a secret!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I love doing it in secret!

So do I.
Shall we compare notes?

 

[MausAss]

I do.
Shall we exchange rings now?

I think she needs to say I do too, before you do that.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I think she needs to get clearance from the doctor before you do that.

No, the rash went away!

 

[MausAss]

No, the rash has spread everywhere!

You should get that checked out.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You should get checked out much more.

I know...but the women in lit seem to have standards, dammit....

 

[BurningMonkey]

I don't know, but it seems the women I like have no standards...

Loose women can be fun, too.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Loose women want to have fun, too.

I know, and I am trying to make it VERY easy for them to pick me....not sure what else I can do though....

 

[BurningMonkey]

I know, and I am trying to get them to pick my nose...

That's a very odd kink you have there, friend.

 

[babeee]

That's my favourite kink you have there, friend.

Whatever floats your boat, as they say!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Wanna play motorboat? Just put your face right here...

Oh, you really know how to get to a guy, don't you?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Oh, you really know how to suck to a guy, don't you?

Yes she does!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I heard she does!

That's what I was hoping to hear.