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[BurningMonkey]

Well, I really wanted some, and that customs agent was cute...

So did he suggest the body-cavity search, or did you?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I never knew I could store so much in that body-cavity!

You know, you could just get a man purse to keep your things in.

 

[37_ttej]

You know, you could just get a man whore to put your thing in.

Slaves 'R' Us.

 

[numeniusa]

I'll be your slave

You can start with the dishes

 

[babeee]

You can fart if you wish

Now there's an unusual fetish.

 

[walkingeagle]

Now there's a my usual fetish.


What would you prefer?

 

[TomBoner]

Now there's an unusual thought.

You don't like farting?

 

[babeee]

I really like farting

Lucky you...seems your ideal match is on this page!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Lucky Me! I get to follow you around the board.

Why I am honored that you follow me!

 

[walkingeagle]

Lucky Me...seems my ideal match is on this page!

You are a lucky lady!

 

[TomBoner]

You are a fuckable lady!

I bet you say that to all the ladies!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'll let you spray that on my lady!

That's very generous of you.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That's very forward of you.

Do you mind the woman being forward??

 

[37_ttej]

Do you mind the woman being froward??

I prefer she's easy.
Ahem, easy to get it on with.
Curse you Freudian brain!
Easy to get on with.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I prefer she's easy.
Ahem, easy to get it on with.
Curse you Freudian brain!
Easy to get on a boat with.

Women get horny on boats!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Women get horny on floats!

Bring on the parade!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Panties on the parade!

Oops forgot mine again!!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oops forgot my pill again!!

Are you trying to get pregnant?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm trying to get you pregnant?

Oh, no! You keep that monkey in your pants!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh, what a cute monkey you keep in your pants!

I'm glad you like it. It certainly likes you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm glad you like me. I certainly think you. are adorable!

Thank you, hot stuff... why is your monkey burning *whispers* there's medicine for that...

 

[BurningMonkey]

Thank you, hot stuff... why is your monkey burning *whispers* I have a remedy for that...

Come on baby, quench my fire. (with apologies to the Doors)

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Come on somebody, wrench my tires. (with apologies to the Doors)

Glad to help you with a flat any time.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Glad to help you with a fatty any time.

Thanks. They're like mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Thanks. They're like my mistress fun to ride, but you don't want your wife to see you...

Yes keep that under wraps!