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[BurningMonkey]

We could do it in my convertible.

A bit of an exhibitionist, are you?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I want to be an exhibitionist, do you?

As long as we don't get arrested.

 

[BurningMonkey]

As long as we don't get addicted.

There's always that danger.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Don't act like there's danger.

I won't...I like taking chances.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I like doing sexy dances.

In the club or in private?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I like to be clubbed in my privates!!!

Oh man, that hurt just to read it.

 

[37_ttej]

Oh man, I spurted just to read it.

Damn, that story was hot!

 

[jameslewis]

Damn, that pussy was hot!

I think I need to cool my tool.

 

[37_ttej]

I think I need to trim my tool.

Can't see the wood for the, um, forest?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Pass up the good for the torrid.

I'm with you. The quality may vary, but if the story is hot, I'll read it.

 

[wildebird]

I'm with you...the quality of the pie crust may vary, but if it is chocolate, I'll eat it.

I'm down with that, too.

 

[Lia Monde]

I go down with the slightest provocation.

That's an endearing trait.

 

[37_ttej]

I'm alternating straight.

Just go with the flow, eh?

 

[Learin]

Just go with the ho, eh?

I don't really trust them.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

When people say my chest is small I usually just thrust them out![/QUOTE]

That sounds like a good plan!

 

[37_ttej]

That sounds like a good pun!

An American, an Englishman and an Australian walk into a bar ...

 

[TomBoner]

A gay American, a bi-sexual Englishman and a straight Australian end up in bed together ...

This doesn't sound like a good result coming up ...

 

[37_ttej]

This doesn't taste so good coming back up ...

The prawns may have been a mite off.

*blech*

 

[BurningMonkey]

The lawn may have been a mite long.

Get a bigger mower.

 

[37_ttej]

You don't need a bigger mower ...

... you need a chainsaw. That's not a bush, honey, it's a frikkin jungle!

 

[BurningMonkey]

You forwarded a chainletter. That's not a smart thing; it's a frikkin spam generator.

I know, I know...but they said I'd get showers of blessings. Who doesn't want that?

 

[37_ttej]

I know, I know...but they said I'd get 'golden showers'. Who doesn't want that?

LOL, you thought it was like Lotto didn't you?

 

[BurningMonkey]

LOL, you thought she was a Lolita didn't you?

Well, she said she was legal...

 

[37_ttej]

Well, she said it was legal...

Yes, but just because the weight was under the limit doesn't mean it's OK to stuff crack in your carry-on.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes, but just because Tim Tams are good doesn't mean it's OK to stuff your crack.

Well, I really wanted some, but had to smuggle them through customs.