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[jeff_is_smiling]

I thought you liked BMs?

Well, I have to admit, I do enjoy trying some sudoku while doing it...but that's probably too much information....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well, I have to admit, I usually do some sudoku while "doing it"...that's probably why I'm celibate....

It might be that you have identified the problem here.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It might be that you have identified a problem with Einstein's General Relativity Theory!

Thank you for acknowledging my intilligence....inteligance....intelligance? Anyways, thanks....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Thank you for not making fun of my lack of intilligence....inteligance....intelligance? Anyways, thanks....

Hey, I never put down those less fortunate than I.

And damn dude, you're on a roll...you've made me laugh out loud three or four times now! Thanks!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hey, I never put down those less equipped than I.

And damn dude, you need a life!...you've made me counsel you three or four times now! Thanks for wasting my time!

Hey, women always say that it isn't the size that matters, it's how you use it! At least they often say that as they end the date.....as to your counseling, well I value the opinion of celibates when it comes to my sex life....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Women always say that my size matters. When I show them what I'm packing they end the date. I value the opinion of studs like you when it comes to my sex life....

Don't let them get you down man, you'll find someone.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Don't let them go down on you man. Stay celibate!

Not sure that sort of counseling is working for me....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Pretty sure that counseling is not working for me.

Maybe you need anti-psychotics?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Maybe you need to be with someone who is psychotic?

No...no...no.....I was previously married...thanks all the same...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I was previously a sub...but I can be a Dom all the same...

So, you're a switch?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

So, you're Santa?

No, I just need a shave...maybe lose some weight....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I just need a slave...maybe some women would volunteer?

I suspect you could find someone on the BDSM personals.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I suspect I could find you someone on the BDSM personals.

Outstanding! I typically have to pay for that kind of service!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Outstanding! I typically have to pay for any kind of sex!

I'm not a pimp, this would be more of a "date."

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm not a wimp, I accept your "dare."

I dare you to make out with Jeff..... and Maus.

 

[Stillstiff]

You dared me to remove my shirt?

Without pictures it doesn't count.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Very generous offer. Thank you.

 

[Stillstiff]

I will pose for you when I can.

That would be nice.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Sunshine would be nice for a trip to the park.

Are you thinking pics there? Daring!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you requesting pics darling?

No, but if you wanted to send some, I'm sure I'd appreciate them.

 

[MausAss]

Yes dammit, SHOW ME DEM TITTIES!

Yes, what he's saying.

 

[gypsyTX]

I don't get what he's saying.

I'd have expected you to figure it out at your age.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'd have expected you to finger it better at your age.

Hey, at least I tried...probably my damn arthritis flaring up again....

 

[Lia Monde]

At least I tried lasting longer than a minute.

Some men just have a short fuse.

 

[Learin]

Some men are just huge.

I never had the opportunity to be with one.