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[MausAss]

Hey, I feel so embarrassed. Let's just forget the whole thing.

It's forgotten.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's forgotten, like the last time I had sex.

Early Alzheimers, Maus?

 

[Learin]

Early morning boner, Maus?

Are you volunteering to help him?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Are you volunteering to help me tonight?

Absolutely! what can I do for you?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Absolutely! Can I get you half a beer?

No thanks. I know my limits.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No thanks. I know my limits.

I'm billing you: the coffee on my computer screen is probably going to short it out. It's your fault because this made me laugh. And I won't change it.

Can I test those limits?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Can I test those limits on you?

I believe I know your function. You may test to infinity.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I believe I know your ego. You may test to infinity.

I thought confidence was a good thing, and was considered sexy in a man?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I thought vanilla was a good thing, and was considered tasty in a cake?

It is, but too much is not a good thing.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It is very large, but too much is not a good thing.

Oh, ummm...errr....I am not too sure what I can do about that....

 

[yellow_rose71]

Oh, ummm...errr....It is a huge serving....I am not too sure what I can do about that....

I believe if you add it in slowly, we should be fine.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I believe if you push it in slowly, we should be fine.

I'll go slowly then.....it is exciting that you are willing....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll go then.....it is clear that you don't want me....

That's right, she wants me, in the worst way.

 

[spliffpolitikz]

That's right, she despises me, in the worst way

awww...that's okay...you win some, you lose some

 

[yellow_rose71]

with women, just like life...you win some, you lose some

Hey Sailor, we could use statistical analysis to see what your chances are.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hey Sailor, your chances are 100%, I'm ready and waiting.

I will fulfill your every desire, milady.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I will occasionally consider your every desire, milady.

Well, if that is one of the most non-committal responses ever...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well, that is one of the most awesome responses ever...

Why thank you Jeff, I try.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Why thank you, Rose. This is the best conversation ever.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I can't see much here in the park. You need to step out of the shadows.

I don't do this frequently...I am sorta shy....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't have sex frequently...I am sorta celibate....

How does one be "sorta celibate" isn't that like and all or nothing kind of thing?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

How do I become "celibate?" Isn't that for priests and stuff?

Actually, you don't have to do anything to become celibate. It is easy to do. I've had years of practice myself. But you might try going to church more frequently just to be sure.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You have to join me in being celibate. It is easy to do. I've had years of practice myself. My church is frequently converting people to it.

I'll pass on celibacy, I'm already dieting. That would be giving up too much.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I can't pass on cake, I'm already dieting. That would be giving up too much.

Interesting diet.....not sure how you found that diet actually. When you see the, "banana cream pie diet" advertised, let me know....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Interesting diet, is that called the Marie Antoinette? I'm skeptical you'll lose much weight though, and you need to!

I thought you liked us BBM's.