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[lakesailer_mi]

I'm horny.

I'm helpful.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm helpful. I'm here for whatever you need.

Well, I will put you to use.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I will use you.

I was hoping for a deeper relationship, but you're so amazing, I'll take what I can get.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I always go deeper, but you will be satisfied.

I look forward to that.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I look for men to that one thing to me.

Not to be dense...but what exactly?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Not to be dense...but is it kill spiders?

No, we catch and put outside.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

We catch men and put them in our harem.

Do they object?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Do they object to being sex objects?

No, we have a long waiting list.

 

[cowslinger64]

please forgive me for skipping you yesterday.. You should probably spank me too, I deserve one.

OK.. Don't beat yourself up... Let me do it.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Please let me spank you.

Well, since you said please... go ahead.



(For the record I didn't skip. Although I hear "I'd give it all up for a weekend with Slinger".... will you make me breakfast afterwards?)

 

[cowslinger64]

Oooh, that's hot! Will you spank my sassy girlfriend Veronica too? I'll bring her!



(For the record I didn't skip. Although I hear "I'd give it all up for a weekend with Slinger".... will you make me breakfast afterwards?)

You'll be breakfast.. That's all I can guarantee.

 

[yellow_rose71]

You'll get breakfast.. That's all I can guarantee.

That's all I needed to hear.

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm in the car, heading west. Let's get a hot tub room! /QUOTE]

Awesome.. But if I gotta put out, you gotta pay!

 

[yellow_rose71]

.....Awesome.. But if I gotta cook, you gotta serve!



Wearing only a apron, ok?

 

[cowslinger64]

.....

Lol.. Well said!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Lol.. Well I always agree with everything that Yellow_Rose says. She is a woman of unlimited wisdom.

I'm blushing.

 

[cowslinger64]

.....im sorry.. I'm all giddy like a schoolgirl, forgive my need to edit my edit.

It's OK.. I do that a lot to you girls.

 

[yellow_rose71]

It's OK.. I would do anything for you girls.

Does that include a striptease act while you're wearing my apron?

 

[cowslinger64]

I can't wait to cam, Skype and phone with you.

Kinda forward.. Aintcha?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I love to juggle, do you?

Okay, that was out of left field. But yes, I enjoy playing with balls.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I was always out in right field. I enjoyed playing with dandelions .

Did you wear a dress when you played? Or pants?

 

[MausAss]

I like to wear a dress when I play, or panties.

If it makes you happy, then keep doing it.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

If I make you happy, can we keep doing it?

Oh, Maus, I don't think we should do it at all, I don't really swing that way.

 

[MausAss]

Oh, Maus, I think we should do it all, I don't really swing that way, but for you I'll make an exception.

That's flattering, but I don't think we should do it at all.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

That's flattering, but I'm just not attracted to you.

Hey, I'm not attracted to you either. Let's just forget the whole thing.