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[lakesailer_mi]

Maybe some more Jim time is in order for someone?

I thought your name was Jeff?

 

[Lia Monde]

I thought you longed for Jeff?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[37_ttej]

Not that there's anything wrong with Jett.

Hey!

Sounds like someone's taking the piss ...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hey!

I like someone taking a piss ...

no judgements, but that's certainly not my thing!

 

[TomBoner]

no judgements, but wouldn't it be better if they pissed on me?

Now that's just gross!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Now that's very interesting!

Yes, it's a technique I picked up in Korea when I was in the Navy.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, it's a fetish I picked up in Korea when I was in the Navy.

Wow, so join the Navy, see the world, pick up extreme fetishes?

 

[MausAss]

Wow, I want to join the Navy, see the world, pick up extreme fetishes!

I didn't know the Navy was the right place for that. Do they really let you see the world?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I didn't know the Navy was the right place for that. Do they really let you see the sailors naked?

I don't know, but they are quite integrated gender wise.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I don't know how, but they are genetically engineering fully integrated gender bodies. It is quite disturbing.

I am not exactly sure if the saying, "Go fuck yourself" will have the same meaning anymore....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I love it when someone sayd, "Go fuck yourself." I take the meaning quite literally....

Wow, Jeff, that's impressive, but I don't want the details.

 

[MausAss]

I don't know, I am quite confused gender wise.

If you're thinkin' about your gender
It don't matter if you're black or white

It's that other thing that matters.

 

[MausAss]

Wow, Jeff, that's impressive, I do want the shower.

I don't want to see this. Golden showers is not my thing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I want you to pee on this. Golden showers are my thing.

I hope you find someone to help you with that, Maus.

 

[MausAss]

I hope you find that someone special in me, Maus.

That ain't happening, no matter how many times you say, bros before hoes.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That ain't happening. No matter how many times you try to landscape, the birds will interrupt you.... you know, crows before hoes.

I'm embarrassed I even made that joke.

 

[MausAss]

I'm super pleased that I made that joke.

You really brought your a-game with that one.

 

[37_ttej]

You nearly taught macrame with that one.

Less of a hand job and more of a handicraft?

*ouch*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Less of a hand job and more of a blowjob!

Dude I wouldn't get too picky.

 

[JudasIscariot]

Dude would you like to have a quickie?.

You could at least get to know me first

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You could at least watch me jerk off first!

Ummmm...in a word...no....

 

[JudasIscariot]

Ummmm...I'm in a world of cocks...oh yeah!!!...

Easy tiger, you'll blow a fuse.

 

[TomBoner]

I wanna lick you tiger so you'll blow a fuse.

Why do you want him to blow a fuse?

 

[JudasIscariot]

I have an ass that I am dying for you to use

This is homo-eroticism is spiralling out of control.

 

[MausAss]

These homo-erotic feelings I'm having are spiralling out of control.

Just cover your eyes, so you can't see me and they will go away.