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[JudasIscariot]

Just close your eyes, so you can't see my cock and I'll take you away.

I think I'll pass.

 

[may_I_please]

I think I'll pass out.

You may well do, but aren't I worth the risk?

 

[JudasIscariot]

You may well do me, but are my STD's worth the risk?

Now that you mention it, I may reconsider

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Now that you mention it, I am out of my league here.

That's OK man, we are all out of our league, the women on Lit are the BEST!

 

[may_I_please]

That's OK man, we are all out of our league, the women on Lit are the BEST!

Stymied by truth

 

[cowslinger64]

Being in a Slinger sammiches is number one on my bucket list /QUOTE]



Awesome!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Tell me the truth, do these pants make me look fat?

No.

 

[yellow_rose71]

No way can I pass up that offer.

That's what I was hoping for.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You're what I was hoping for.

And you are everything I've needed.

 

[cowslinger64]

I wanna cam, Skype and phone bone you. .

Cool.. I'll keep that in mind. I charge 4.99 a minute.

 

[may_I_please]

Cool.. I'll keep that in mind. I can pay 4.99 a minute.

What kind of girl do you think I am?

 

[Terranim]

What kind of goat do you think I am?

Um... the kind that headbutts people?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Um...I'm kind of into butts, people.

You're not alone

 

[may_I_please]

Im not alone

I'm not totally sure the plastic doll counts

 

[badjanus]

I'm not totally sure i can wear a baby doll for you

The other option is?

 

[may_I_please]

The other option is?

Fish ...steak or fish ...what? You never eaten out before?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Fish ...taste or fish smell... You've never eaten pussy before?

I have yes, but well I usually smother it in strawberry yoghurt.

 

[37_ttej]

I have yes, but well I usually smother tits in strawberry yoghurt.

Ain't food fetishes fun?

 

[Moon_Kyoung_ja]

Ain't foot fetishes fun?

I guess, if you are into that sort of thing and it turns you on, have fun.

 

[Lia Monde]

If you are into chastity, how can that be fun?

Maybe he has a vivid imagination.

 

[meop79]

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Maybe she has a voluptuous image.

Or, maybe not.

 

[MausAss]

Call me maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

Try the "what are you listening to right now" thread, next time. This one is about editing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Try the "fuck or pass" thread.

I always get "passed" on that one.

 

[MausAss]

I always pass gas all the time.

I don't like the smell of farts.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

I like the smell of tarts.

I knew you hung out in the red light district.