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[lakesailer_mi]

Yes dear, I bet you know all the lines that a girl wants to hear.

You mean like, "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[may_I_please]

"If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Man, you really need some new pick-up lines ...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Lakey, you don't need to use pick-up lines ...you had me at "Sailor"

Great, want to go for a ride?

 

[may_I_please]

Great, want to go for an ice-cream?

Yum, you buying?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yum, if you buy, we can spend more time licking?

My pleasure, Ice Cream and licking, all around.

 

[may_I_please]

My pleasure is when you sCream if I lick all around.

Now you can't blame a girl for that

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Now you can't blame a girl for needing oral, can you?

Of course not, I like licking.

 

[badjanus]

Are you lactating? I like milking.

That's a bold request, do you want to be a little?

 

[MausAss]

I got a bold request, I want to be a little baby.

There's no way I'm changing your diapers.

 

[Lia Monde]

There's no way I'm changing my fetishes.

Keep MausAss weird.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I Keep MausAss's weird secrets.

That's fine, we really don't want to know!

 

[MausAss]

That's fine, I don't want you anyway! Bitch

If that's your attitude, no wonder she rejected you.

 

[gypsyTX]

If that's all you're able to do, no wonder she rejected you.

Maybe you should try, if you can do better.

 

[MausAss]

Maybe we should fuck, it will make us feel better.

We should definitely do that.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I would definitely do her.

I suspect you would probably do almost any woman.

 

[MausAss]

I would probably do almost any woman.

Good for you Lakey, good for you.

 

[may_I_please]

I'd do you Lakey, I'd be good for you.

I think you'd be good for anyone mousie

 

[MausAss]

I think you'd take me better than anyone mousie

Wow. I sure hope I can live up to your expactations.

 

[may_I_please]

Wow. I sure hope I can live through it

Highly doubtful, depends on your stamina

 

[MausAss]

I got high hopes, but depends on your stamina

I don't think it would be hard, oh wait, I do think it would be hard. Hmm... I mean it would be hard, but it wouldn't be hard to get it up. Hmm, this is hard, anyway I think it would be hard more than once, and it wouldn't be hard, for it to be hard more than once. I hope this isn't too hard to understand.

 

[may_I_please]

I'm hard

Brevity

 

[Lia Monde]

Levity is called for when he can't get hard.

If you're going to laugh, no wonder he can't get hard.

 

[MausAss]

If you're going to strip, no wonder he get hard.

I'm sure you would get the same reaction from the little guy, if you did the same thing.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm sure you would get the same number of women, even with your little guy, if you did the same thing.

I doubt it...few women seem attracted to worn-out #2 pencils....

 

[yellow_rose71]

I admit it... women seem attracted to my sexy #2 pencil penis....

Please don't describe it. It's too graphite.