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[may_I_please]

Lots of Guys here and all easily aroused, heavenly, doncha think?

Why yes, it is rather delightful

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Why yes, being stalked by you is rather arousing!

You make me blush when you say those kinds of things.....but very glad my relentless stalking is such a turn on for you!

 

[Stillstiff]

You make me blush when you say those kinds of things.....I was afraid that my relentless stalking would scare you!

You're suppose to stalk them and not say anything. Just act normal.

 

[yellow_rose71]

You're suppose to stake them and not do anything. Just add water.

Thanks. I have never been lucky with sunflowers. I will try your advice.

 

[Que]

Thanks. I have never been lucky with eunuchs. I will try your advice.

As you have discovered...getting luck with a eunuch can be a tough nut to crack.

 

[yellow_rose71]

As you have discovered... a eunuch no longer has a tough nut to crack.

I really am speechless on this subject.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I really am speechless seeing that Jeff.

I'm sorry....I thought our relationship had progressed enough to show it to you....I'll put it back....

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm sorry....I thought our relationship had progressed enough to show it to you....I'll put it back in my closet....

I can't believe you keep that in a jar!!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I can't believe you kept that as a souvenir !!!

Well, I rarely have a woman pull off her panties and hand them directly to me in public!

 

[Lia Monde]

Well, I rarely have a woman pull off my pants and give me a hand job in public!

But, I could get used to it.

 

[MausAss]

Buttsex, I could get used to it.

It sounds like you're starting to like it more and more.

 

[Learin]

It sounds like you're starting to hike more and more.

I like hiking.

 

[MausAss]

I like dykes.

According to Urban Dictionary, it is considered rude to use the word "Dyke" unless you self-identify as one.

 

[Learin]

According to Maus' Dictionary, it is considered rude to use the word "like" unless you self-identify as one.

Hi, my name is Lily Like-ns.

 

[MausAss]

Hi, my name is pronounced Lily-Likens.

Fuck, I've been pronouncing it Lee-Arin the whole time, sorry.

 

[Lia Monde]

Fuck, I've been eating Lee-Arin the whole time.

That's bound to interfere with your diction.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I enjoy binding a dick.

Hmmmmm........I think I'll just watch a bit if that's OK....

 

[Lia Monde]

Hmmmmm........I think I'll volunteer if that's OK?

It's turning blue. Is that tight enough?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It's spewing blue! Is that right?

I guess with blue balls, you gotta expect some changes to the color....

 

[MausAss]

I got blue balls, you gotta expect some eruptions soon....

Can you go erupt somewhere else, you're making me a bit uncomfortable.

 

[Lia Monde]

Can you go enjoy yourself somewhere else, you're making me a bit jealous./B]

Unusual that you'd be envious of blue balls.

 

[badjanus]

Unusual that you thought my AV was of bluebells.

Colour isnt your strong suit?

 

[MausAss]

Are you color blind, woman!

That's a bit rude, BJ.

 

[badjanus]

I'm feeling rude, want a BJ?

Oh, thanks for the offer but, I don't roll that way.

 

[MausAss]

Oh, tanks for the offer but, I don't roll that way. I use my tricycle.

Tanks are way cooler than tricycles, although the fuel economy kind of sucks.