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[Sammael Bard]

Why really change a great thong?

I agree. It looks phenomenal on you.

 

[Learin]

I agree. I should be gentle with you.

A lil' rough will be fine too.

 

[MausAss]

A lil' dick will be fine too.

Have you been spying on me in the shower?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Have you been peeing on me in the shower?

No! I was just painting the ceiling...honest!

 

[MausAss]

Yes! I was just playing fireman...honest!

Firemen play with their hoses a lot.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Why do men pull on their hoses a lot?

Great question! For me personally, it gets a little stuck and a good tugging always relieves the tension....

 

[37_ttej]

Great question! For me personally, it gets a little stuck and a good tugging always results in extension...

We're talking ladders, right?

 

[may_I_please]

We're talking cocks, right?

Usually, that's the way it goes

 

[Stillstiff]

Usually, I'm much louder.

I'm glad you weren't, I would have hated to wake your neighbors.

 

[badjanus]

I'm glad you weren't, I would have hated to wake your neighbours.

U can try control

 

[may_I_please]

I think I'm in control

Think what you like...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Do to me whatever you like...

Wow! That's an offer I rarely hear these days...

 

[MausAss]

Cow! That's an animal I rarely see these days...

I like my cows medium rare.

 

[badjanus]

I like my ass whipped medium rare.

Do you have any trouble finding that sort of help?

 

[TomBoner]

Do you have any trouble finding good sex?

Isn't bad sex easier to find?

 

[may_I_please]

Isn't sex easy to find?

Generally yes

 

[MausAss]

Super easy, because I'm so hot.

Here she comes, the beautiful one.

 

[TomBoner]

Here she comes, the little bitch.

That's not a nice thing to say!

 

[badjanus]

Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill. That's not an easy thing to say!

I apply my tongue to more rewarding challenges

 

[TomBoner]

I apply my tongue to my cock as often as possible!

Now you done went and made me jealous!

 

[may_I_please]

Now you done went and made me cum in my pants!

Seriously Tom, I thought you'd developed some restraint over the years

 

[TomBoner]

Seriously Tom, I think you've developed a tremendously amazing sexuality over the years

Why thanks you.

 

[badjanus]

Why I want to spank you

Careful Tom..she is delicate

 

[MausAss]

Careful Tom..I am jealous

That only makes it more exciting.

 

[TomBoner]

That only makes it more arousing.

Guys are too easily aroused, doncha think?