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[jeff_is_smiling]

Please don't play with it. It's too fragile.

Well, if I don't play with it, who will?

 

[MausAss]

Well, if I don't play with you, who will?

Probably someone a bit less rude. I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to play with her.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm looking for someone a bit less nude. I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to play with panties on.

I like your style, leave something to the imagination, right?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I like your imagination, something this site really needs

I like that. Imagination can lead you to all sorts of places

 

[TomBoner]

I hate that. Imagination can lead you to all sorts of trouble

Don't tell that to General Electric.

 

[MausAss]

Tell that on the General Board.

That's like throwing him to the wolves.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

He's Hungry like the wolves.

I love 80's rock and roll!

 

[yellow_rose71]

I love rock and roll!

So put another dime in the jukebox, baby.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So put another dime in the jukebox, baby, then come dancing!

Dime in, Blue Suede shoes on, let's boogie baby!

 

[may_I_please]

I'm in, Blue ribbed condom on, let's go for it baby!

You know if you were a little larger you wouldn't need to announce it

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You know if you were a little larger I wouldn't be able to take it

I'm kind of just the right size...

 

[may_I_please]

I'm kind of just the right size to take all of that ...

Really lakey? You are constantly surprising ...bend over then

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Really lakey? You are constantly arousing me ...bend me over please!

I think I'll spank you for being so naughty!

 

[badjanus]

Really Bj? You know i like to be surprised...bend me over and then? You're the Sir

You know just how to please...

 

[may_I_please]

I think I'll spank you for being so naughty!

Yeah I'm not editing that

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I know just how to please a woman.

Will you clue me in then?

I'm not cumming yet

On the other hand, maybe he's not the one to learn from...

 

[may_I_please]

You know just how to may_i_please...

Yes I've been told that before

Well I'm completely clueless



Do I use my hand, maybe there's someone I can learn how to jack off from...

Would you like me to teach you or BJ?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes I've been told that before



Would you like me to teach you to masturbate or just give you a BJ?

I'll take the Blow Job, thanks....


Oh, you're really gonna get me on this one....

 

[may_I_please]

I'll give the Blow Job, thanks....

Oh, you're really gonna get me someone to try this on...:

Well I can ask but I don't think it's BadJanus' thing...how about Tom?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well I can blow you and give BadJanus' a hand thing...how about Tom? what should I do for him.

I hear Tom just likes to watch.

 

[may_I_please]

I hear Some just like to watch, but I like to get stuck in there.

Stick your tongue out then

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Will you stick your tongue in me then?

Yes, I would never leave you unsatisfied.

 

[may_I_please]

Yes, I would never stop fucking you till I'm satisfied.

What about meeeeeee?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Please fuck meeeeeee?

I will, long hard and deep.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am winded, breathing long, hard and deep.

Maybe some more gym time is in order?