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[lakesailer_mi]

Hi Ho...no...wait that came out wrong

Shesh, Maus, getting a little catty on us?

 

[MausAss]

Shesh, Maus, getting a little catty on me?

That's because you keep groping me. No means no, Lakey.

 

[Learin]

Maus, can you get a little patty for us?

Mcdonalds is just a block away.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

That's because the ladies keep rejecting me. I guess No means no.

Maybe you should try a different block.

You mean he can't even get the hookers to say yes?

 

[MausAss]

I'm still, I'm still Lyerin from the block.

I wasn't questioning your street cred. I know you got loads of that.

You mean I can't even get the hookers to say yes?

Burned!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Burning with desire, I'm so horney

Can someone help this man, he keeps looking at me.

 

[Learin]

Can someone help this woman, she keeps looking at me and....and....

Don't panic! If you can't handle her, I'll be there in a min.

 

[37_ttej]

Can someone restrain this man, he keeps pooping on me.

Man, 43, charged with public defamation. No wait, public defecation.

 

[Little_Sister]

Man, 43, charged with public defamation. No wait, public masturbation.

A man after my own heart!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I need A man after all of this!

I'm here.

 

[Learin]

I'm queer.

Oh crap....a waste of man-meat..

 

[37_ttej]

Oh crap....a feast of man-meat..

Footy team bonding session.

 

[MausAss]

Footy team bondage session.

What did I just step into?

 

[Little_Sister]

What did I just step into? Oh the smell!

Did you wonder into the scat chat room again?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Do you wonder about scat play?

No. I'm sorry. That's just not my thing at all.

 

[Little_Sister]

No. I'm sorry. You're just not my thing at all.

No worries. I am sure I can find someone here to play with me. Anyone interested in some dirty chat?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

No. I'm sorry. I know my thing isn't very big at all.

That's ok Lake. You know it's the way you use it that counts. All the women say so.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No I want to find someone here to play with me. Anyone interested in some tiddly winks?

I'm out Lake. You know more about tiddly winks than I. All the women say so.

What? Now I'm the Tiddly Wink expert too? The pressure is killing me.

 

[Little_Sister]

Women lie, Lake. You know "it's the way you use it that counts". All the women say that are not telling the truth.

I could not agree more.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I could not want you more, Lake.

Well, that's really flattering.

 

[37_ttej]

Well, that's really fattening.

It was only seven donuts!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It was only seven women!

At once?!?! Holy, shit, I am not worthy.

 

[37_ttej]

Fitty cents?!?! Holy, shit, I am not worth it.

Nah, man. Don't undervalue yourself. You're da shit!

 

[Little_Sister]

Nah, man. I'd undervalue you. You're shit!

That is rude Jett!!!

 

[MausAss]

You are nude Jett!!!

In his defence, you did ask him what he looked like naked.