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[Little_Sister]

In my defence, you did ask me what I looked like naked.

True. My bad.

 

[Stillstiff]

True, but I'm bad.

You could never be that bad.

 

[Little_Sister]

You could never be that good.

You will never find out with an attitude like that Mister!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You will never get gout with an artichoke for a hat.

I don't really look good in hats...

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I look really good in your bed...

I thought we weren't telling anyone about that yet...

 

[MausAss]

I don't really look good in clothes...

You look really good without them, though.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't really look good in parkas...

who does, come on into the warm, and take off all your clothes.

 

[MausAss]

I have already told everyone about that...

Over and over. I get it, she was in your bed. No need to tell me again.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Over and under and upside down?! I'm not gettin' any, and you had the Cirque du Soleil in your bed. Now give a poor, horny guy a break and tell me again!

Go find your own acrobat.

 

[MausAss]

I'm as flexible as an acrobat.

That is a very useful quality to have.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Why do I feel so useless now.

It's okay Maus. One day you will get the hang of bedroom athletics.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's okay Maus. Monday I will help you get the hang of bedroom athletics.

cheater!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Charmer!

Oh, is someone charming the pants off you?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, am I charming the panties off you?

heh heh I was wondering what they were doing down around my ankles!

 

[37_ttej]

heh heh I was wondering what you were doing down around my ankles!

Someone has a toenail fetish.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What are we going to do now that my panties are down around my ankles?

I think you should bend over and I'll take over.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have an infected toenail fetish.

I think you want the GB for that.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think I should bend over and you can take over.

I thought you'd never ask.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll do whatever you ask.

That's a good girl, spread your cheeks.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

That's a good girl, let me spread your cheeks.

Lick me, please.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

fuck me, please.

As you wish.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you're a sweet little bitch.

well, those aren't the words I would have chosen, but okay!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

well, that isn't the hole I would have chosen, but okay!

I like the back door.

 

[Stillstiff]

Well, I have to agree with those words, but only a few days of the month!

I guess I have to avoid you on those days.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I like that you like my back door.

I do! Is it my turn yet?

I don't want to have to avoid you on those days.

Who says you have to?