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[jeff_is_smiling]

Jeff That is not cool!! Next time you better not cum as soon as you say hi.

I admit I was a little over-anxious....

 

[Little_Sister]

I admit I was a little over-anxious and the vibrating but plug didn't help matters....

Well next time leave the plug at home. We won't ever get to play if you cum in your pants every.single.time.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well next time leave the lube at home. We won't ever need it when we play as long as you lick me every.single.time.

You say the nicest things....and it's a deal...come on over here - I want to get started now.

 

[37_ttej]

You say the nastiest things....and it's an eel...come on over here - I want to get your heart started now.

No matter where you use them, electric eels are NOT defribilators.

 

[Lia Monde]

No matter how you shake it, your eel is NOT getting in my panties until you buy me a meal.

A girl has to have some standards.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

This girl has to have some sex!

Well, I think you've come to the right place!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm so sorry....I thought I came to the right place!

Good to apologize to her. I mean, Hey, it happens! Those openings aren't that far a part....

 

[MausAss]

Good to apologize to me. I mean, Hey, it happens! That opening is made for that part....

I thought it was the other opening that only girls has, that was made for that part.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I thought the other opening that only girls have was just for peeing.

Maus, didn't someone teach you the birds and the bees?

 

[Little_Sister]

Maus, do you want me to teach you the birds and the bees?

Are you going to do a practical demonstration? If so I want to watch.

 

[MausAss]

I rather teach Maus by doing a practical demonstration? If so I want you to watch.

You just became my favorite teacher ever.

 

[Little_Sister]

You just became my favorite teacher ever. Pegging has never been so much fun

Maus!!! I would never!

 

[Sammael Bard]

Maus!!! I'll do it forever!

Just FYI, make it clear for MA lest he misuses your promise.

 

[MausAss]

Just FYI, make it clear to MA that pegging involves fucking his ass.

What? I thought we were going golfing. I may skip this class after all, and I was really looking forward to it.

 

[Little_Sister]

What? I thought we were goding. I may skip this class after all, and I was really looking forward to it.

No one likes a playmate who wants to God them. It is more fun if you only control you.

 

[Sammael Bard]

No one likes a vibrator which ends up dead quickly. It is more fun if you could only control its battery life.

I wish so, then we could've solved quite a major sexual crisis.

 

[MausAss]

No one likes someone who edit your posts and put words in your mouth. It is more fun if I can control what I say. You're the best Maus! *throws panties at Maus*

I think it's quite fun to edit.

 

[MausAss]

I wish I could solve my major sexual crisis.

I hope it gets solved, but I'm not willing to help. Although, I guess I could act as a wingman.

 

[Little_Sister]

I hope it gets solved, but I'm not willing to help. Although, I guess I could act as a wingman and help you hook up with Lil Sis.

You would do that?!

 

[37_ttej]

You would fit that?!

Sorry, Lil_Sis, I'd need the larger size. Much larger.

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mHs2sZIelk2m2uqHOPNa-LQ.jpg

 

[MausAss]

You would do me?!

I thought you already knew. I don't care if you're my lil sis.

 

[Learin]

I thought you already blew him. I don't care if you're my lil sis.

I don't see a reason why you should care.

 

[Little_Sister]

I don't see any reason why you shouldn't fuck me.

I've never been with a girl before but I will do my best.

 

[Learin]

I've been with a girl before and I will do my best.

That's the spirit!

 

[tiny_tits]

I've been with a girl before and I will do my best.

That's a good slut!

Don't be so mean to LS