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[Sammael Bard]

That's very onerous, but I look forward to it.

Don't worry! I'll be there to help you.

 

[MausAss]

Don't tell me! I won't be there to help you.

I guess I won't be asking you if I run into any problems.

 

[Learin]

I guess I won't be spanking you if I run into any problems.

Where's the fun in that?

 

[MausAss]

There's fun in that!

Especially if it's with the right person.

 

[Learin]

Especially if it's with the right wing.

Yeah, they tend to go apeshit over small things.

 

[Stillstiff]

Yeah, I tend to go apeshit over small things.

So you like small things?

 

[Learin]

So you like big things?

Yeah, most of the times.

 

[MausAss]

Yeah, I like it all the time, over and over again, until I can't take it anymore.

You're still talking about penises, right?

 

[blu_caprice]

You're still talking about right wingers, right?

No, actually, I think it's penises.

 

[Stillstiff]

Actually, I don't think when I see penises.

Now you are beginning to sound like a man when he sees a naked woman.

 

[blu_caprice]

Now you are beginning to sound like a naked woman.

You can hear nudity? Damn. I'm impressed.

 

[Stillstiff]

You're finally nude? Damn. I'm impressed.

I don't strip for just anyone.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I will strip for just one person.

I accept those terms.

 

[Stillstiff]

I am willing to watch you.

I don't strip for just anyone.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I will strip to the right music.

How about the theme to Monday Night Football?

 

[Stillstiff]

How about the theme to Blue Bloods?

I don't think you would be watching me then.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Tom Selleck is so dreamy.

I'm glad you agree.

 

[Stillstiff]

If you think that is dreamy, let me lower my top some.

I would love to see you lower your top.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I would love to see you lower your top. But wait until a commercial

I'll just sit here quietly.

 

[Stillstiff]

I'll just sit on your lap quietly.

Don't be surprise if you feel things start to rise.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Don't be surprise if you feel things start to rise. I'm baking bread.

Oh, that's why it's hot in here.

 

[Stillstiff]

Oh, do you think I'm that hot?

I'd whistle at you if I saw you walking down the street.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'd whistle for you if I saw you at the ballgame.

Peanuts? Popcorn? Cracker Jacks?

 

[Stillstiff]

Would you snack on me?

I'm sure you would taste good.

 

[Learin]

I'm sure you bake good cakes.

Thanks, it's one of my speciality.