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[yellow_rose71]

Ok let me explain this one more time. You can't use bubble bath in the hot tub.

But don't you like extra foam?

 

[MausAss]

I don't like extra cum.

Okay, so I shouldn't save up if I want be with you.

 

[Stillstiff]

Okay, so I shouldn't wake you if I want be with you.

I hear she likes to sleep late.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I hear she likes to sleep late under a ceiling fan.

You have been paying attention.

 

[coacheric]

I've been playing with myself.

Well that gave me a smile!

 

[NotHisLady]

Well that gives me some ideas!

Does that mean you won't be leaving the house today?

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'm going to tie you up and you won't be leaving the house until I'm done with you

I've got all weekend

 

[NotHisLady]

I can go all weekend

That's good to know, I hate being disappointed

 

[Stillstiff]

That's good to know, I am usually disappointed

We aim to please and not disappoint.

 

[yellow_rose71]

We have never disappointed.

You set the bar high for the other guys.

 

[Stillstiff]

I sit the bar every night waiting for you guys.

I must be going to the wrong bars.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I really enjoyed our activities on the monkey bars.

It was worth the public indecency charge.

 

[Stillstiff]

It was worth the public indecency charge, even though you didn't show as much as I did.

What can I say, I'm a shy guy.

 

[yellow_rose71]

What can I say, I'm a shy guy. I did unzip.

Unzipping your backpack doesn't count! You were still dressed.

 

[Stillstiff]

Unzipping your backpack doesn't count! You said you would undress.

There wasn't enough time before the police came.

 

[yellow_rose71]

There wasn't time before the police came. At least we got the handcuffs for later.

Shy you say? I won't have guessed.

 

[Stillstiff]

Shy you say? Do you have any tan at all?

I'm sorry I don't spend much time out in the sun.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm sorry I don't spend much time playing baseball.

That isn't what I meant when I mentioned third base.

 

[Stillstiff]

That isn't what I meant when I mentioned hand cuffs.

I thought you wanted to play cops and robbers.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I thought you wanted to play cops and robbers. You kept mentioning my nightstick.

Where will you pin your badge?

 

[Stillstiff]

When will you pin me against the wall?

I want to leave you in suspense, so you will enjoy it more.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I want to leave you in bed, with a smile on.

We all should reach our goals.

 

[Stillstiff]

We all should reach out and touch someone..

But if I did it in public, I could get slapped.

 

[yellow_rose71]

But if I did it in public, I could get slapped with another indecency charge .

You are making a name for yourself.

 

[Stillstiff]

You are living up to your name.

With you around, it's not hard to do.