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[Stillstiff]

Of course since it is you said it, I'm sure it must be true

Why would we lie to you?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

We all would like to lay with you

Be a bit crowded I think....I'll pass this time....

 

[MausAss]

I am doing a crowdfunder to fund my stalking.

I'll pass this time.

 

[Stillstiff]

I'll wait this time.

I'm waiting for the right woman, too.

 

[MausAss]

I'm waiting for he-man, too.

Eh... whatever. He-man exists, but he's very busy, so you might have to wait a while.

 

[Stillstiff]

Eh... whatever. He-man exists, but he's very busy, but I'll be through with him in a while.

Take your time, I'm not interested in him.

 

[NotHisLady]

Take your time, There's lots that I'm interested in.

I really shouldn't still be in bed, it's past noon!

 

[MausAss]

You really should join me in bed, it's past noon and I'm not sleepy at all!

But what could we possible do in a bed except slee.... oh... I'd love to join you.

 

[Stillstiff]

i'm sorry to hear you're not sleepy because I have to sleep right now because of an important meeting tomorrow.

I'm sure she will be disappointed.

 

[NotHisLady]

I'm sure nothing about you will be disappointing.

This is my day off, I can do whatever I like today

 

[Stillstiff]

This is my day off, so you can come over any time you like today

Shall we do lunch?

 

[MausAss]

I will use this day to get off, I can do whatever I like today

That's a good use of your day off.

 

[elli1]

i wouldn't use that toy to get off.

oh, and how do you usually masturbate?

 

[Stillstiff]

oh, and do you usually watch me masturbate?

Whenever you give us a chance.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Whenever the time is right.

No time like the present.

 

[Stillstiff]

It's time for my present.

Are you sure you want me to give it to you in public?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Are you sure you want me to take you in public?

We are going to end up at the local police station before this night is over.

 

[Stillstiff]

We are going to end up in bed before this night is over.

Do you want the left side or the right side?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Do you want the light on or off?

Leave it on for now.

 

[Stillstiff]

Leave it on until we get to the shower.

Will you let me wash your hair? I enjoy doing that.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Will you let me yourbrush hair? I enjoy doing that.

Absolutely. you must do it hundred times.

 

[Stillstiff]

Absolutely. we must do it daily.

That's why farmers grow the food for.

 

[yellow_rose71]

and that's why you should always put the top back on the tank.

I did learn a lesson tonight.

 

[Lrn_The_Ropes]

I haven't learned a lesson tonight.

Ok let me explain, this one more time.

 

[MausAss]

Ok, let me explain this one more time you stupid cunt.

What the hell Ropes! I didn't expect that kind of language from you. Even if she didn't understand the first time, there's no reason to use that language. Let this be a lesson for you.


I'm such a nice guy, standing up for the ones getting attacked.