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[MausAss]

That's his thing, maus!

I thought I was touching your leg. How huge is that thing?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I thought I was touching a #2 pencil. Look how cute that thing is....

Oh stop! You're making me blush now....

 

[Bitesback]

Oh don't stop! You'll make me blush now....

Blush? I think I want more of a reaction than that.

 

[Spiritme]

Blush? That's my allergic reaction to that.

Here, put this on the offending parts (hands over some antihistamine cream)

 

[Stillstiff]

Here, put this over the offending parts (hands cover my eyes)

I am very sorry.

 

[Bitesback]

I am very hard and horny!

Still stiff I see. Do you like to edge?

 

[Stillstiff]

Still stiff I see. Can you bring it closer?

How close do you want me to be?

 

[Bitesback]

How about I stop and get closer to you?

Sure, if you want to, come get close enough to bite!

 

[Stillstiff]

Sure, if you want to, come get close enough to bite! It could change your life.

Sometimes, change is good.

 

[Stillstiff]

Sorry double post.

 

[Bitesback]

Sometimes, change is good. This could be just what you need.

True change takes place in the imagination. Where is yours going?

 

[yellow_rose71]

True change takes place in the imagination. Where do you want to be?

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

I'm setting myself up by saying it's from Willy Wonka

 

[Stillstiff]

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

I'm setting myself up for some candy from Willy Wonka

I have some chocolate if you would like it.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I would like to pour some chocolate over you.

If you insist.

 

[Stillstiff]

If you insist, just make sure it is warm.

I don't think it will stay on you very long.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Do you want whipped cream with that?.

Oh please, yes!

 

[Stillstiff]

Oh please, yes! Make me a banana split!

I would be delighted to.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I would be delighted to. You should see the size of my banana.

Oh my!! That is quite a serving.

 

[Stillstiff]

Oh my!! May I touch it?

I would be disappointed if you didn't.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm disappointed you keep that long t shirt on.

You don't want me with goosebumps.

 

[Stillstiff]

You don't want me to show you my goosebumps.

I wouldn't cover my eyes.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Stop poking me in the eye with those things.

Sorry, they get out of control.

 

[Stillstiff]

Sorry, they get out of control and I can't do a thing with them.

Do I need to get a handle on them.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Let me grab hold of them for you.

That would be helpful.

 

[Stillstiff]

That would feel so nice.

It would be a nice feeling for me, too.