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[Hornblende]

I vote that we move on to using phasers quickly then.

Beam me up, Scottie!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fuck me hard, Scot!

Who is Scot?

 

[Hornblende]

What is Scotland?

It's a place where hairy-kneed haggis scamper in a unidirectional manner around hillsides.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm especially fond of hairy-kneed haggis when I scamper in a unidirectional manner around hillsides.

Do haggis have knees?

 

[Hornblende]

Can I eat haggis knees?

Of course - serve with a single malt from Islay and a plate of sporrans.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Of course I'll serve you a single malt from Islay and a plate of sporrans, when you come to visit.

Hey Mate! That's a generous offer! I'll be sure to stop by!

 

[Hornblende]

Hey Mate! That's a serious cough! I'll be sure to avoid you!

Can't say I'd blame you at the moment!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Can't say I'd fuck you at the moment!

That's ok man, I don't swing that way anyway!

 

[Little_Sister]

That's ok Sis, I don't swing that way anyway!

That sucks. I was looking forward to getting you naked.

 

[vibes]

That sucks. I was looking forward to being pinned to the wall.

The bathroom sink will do, baby

 

[Little_Sister]

The bathroom stink will do, baby

Eww. No bathroom talk at the dinner table.

 

[LizVegas79]

Eww. Bathroom talk at the dinner table means you get no dessert.

Coffee, tea, or me?

 

[DarkSimian]

Coffee, tea, then me?

I don't drink coffee; can I have a double dose of you?

 

[Little_Sister]

I don't drink cum; can I have a double dose of you?

Wait... so you aren't going to let her cum?! That's mean.

 

[LizVegas79]

Wait... so you aren't going to let her cum?! That's so awesome!

I bet she sounds so pretty when she begs.

 

[Little_Sister]

I bet she sounds so pretty when she cums.

Only one way to find out for sure.

 

[LizVegas79]

Only takes a couple of fingers to find out for sure.

No, no, keep your rings on.

 

[Little_Sister]

No, no, keep your boots on.

Panties off, boots on, check and check.

 

[LizVegas79]

Panties off, boots on, wrist restraints check, ankle restraints check.

What ... what are you going to do to me with ... with THAT?

 

[Little_Sister]

What ... what are you going to do to me with ... with THAT massive strap on?

Don't worry beautiful. You can take every inch.

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm waiting for you to strap that thing on and get started on me! !!!

Um ... can we have a safe word maybe please?

 

[vibes]

Um ... can we have a word, Sir, please?

First swallow ... you're not supposed to talk with a mouthful!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I swallow I love it with a big mouthful!

What ever floats your boat! I don't swing that way.

 

[Little_Sister]

What ever floats your boat! I don't slurp that way.

How do you slurp it then?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Will you slurp it then?

Oh, baby, I'll slurp it until I drop!