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[barefootgirl69]

Yes, yes I'll be good!

That will be a first!

 

[Hornblende]

I need to slake my thirst!

Would you like something to eat first?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Would you like to be first?

Need you ask???

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Need you , right NOW, Lakey!!!

Damn, I think I missed it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Damn, I think I need her.

Are you waiting for me to make some lunch for you?

 

[DarkSimian]

Are you waiting for me to make a move on you?

nope, I'm ready, willing, and able

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hurry up, I'm ready, willing, and able

Some things shouldn't be rushed! Have patience, the sauce is almost ready!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

nope, I'm impotent and un-able

Dude, they have pills for that now, you know.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dude, I have to take pills for that now, you know.

I'm so sorry to hear that Lake

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm so horny to hear that Lake!

Um...wait, what?!?!?

 

[wildebird]

Some state, what?!?!?

Yes, I was not expecting to see you so...umm...excited...when we first met.

 

[Hornblende]

Yes, I was not expecting to see you were so...umm... exhibitionist... when we first met.

Doesn't everyone wear five cock rings?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Donald has a five inch cock.

Are you sure that really was his wife Melania tweeting?

 

[wildebird]

Are you sure you really heard a live mourning dove tweeting?

Most people think it is more of a soulful "coo".

 

[mamasota]

I think most people prefer a soulful "croon".

Oooh, I do love pillow talk!

 

[Hornblende]

Oooh, I do love pillow humping!

We require proof in the form of pictures...

 

[wildebird]

We require poofiness in the form of our pillows...

You know, I have fun with poofy pillows, lumpy pillows, flat pillows...it's all in the way you place them.

 

[mamasota]

You know, I have fun with soft cocks ... small cocks ... it's all in the way you suck them.

That sounds exactly like what I would say!

 

[wildebird]

That sounds exactly like what I would say!

LOL - oh, yes, you and I think alike!

"That round's got me blushing in my panties!"

This is why I avoid playing strip poker!

...but I love to watch!

 

[Lia Monde]

I avoid stripping at work...but I love to watch you disrobe.

Ah, a shy voyeur.

 

[Hornblende]

Ah, a sly voleur.

Désolé Madamoiselle, I was merely trying to get my hand into your panties.

 

[Lia Monde]

Madamoiselle, I get my kicks by wearing your panties.

Monsieur! Please purchase your own panties.

 

[Hornblende]

Monsieur! Please chase your own panties.

I'm sorry - I wasn't aware that they had escaped.

 

[Lia Monde]

I'm sorry - I wasn't aware that you wanted to be awake for sex.

At least try to find the right hole.

 

[mamasota]

At least try not to tell the whole world.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me