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[lakesailer_mi]

Modesty compels my dick to deflate

Doesn't that bother numeniusa?

 

[wildebird]

Doesn't anyone bother to man the helm?

We thought that was your job, Sailer man - and that the rest of us were free to play!

 

[37_ttej]

We thought that was your knob, Sailer man - and that the rest of us were free to play!

Well that's the thing with glory holes, you don't know for sure whose dick it is.

 

[wildebird]

Well, in this particular game of "pin the tail on the donkey", what with the blindfolds and all, you don't know for sure who sticks it in.

*nods*

Blindfolds are quite intriguing, nonetheless.

 

[37_ttej]

*nods*

That paper folding is quite intricate, goodness!

True, but it's beautiful isn't it?

http://c300221.r21.cf1.rackcdn.com/intricate-origami-by-krystyna-and-wojtek-burczyk-1341021443_b.jpg

 

[wildebird]

True, but it's beautiful isn't it?

http://c300221.r21.cf1.rackcdn.com/intricate-origami-by-krystyna-and-wojtek-burczyk-1341021443_b.jpg

Yes, that is a work of art!

Whew!!! That's your foot on it, isn't it?

Yes...I am practicing my footsie technique. Do you like?

 

[37_ttej]

Yes...I am practicing my felatio technique. Do you like?

Ooooh, yeah baby.

I mean, no I think you need to practice some more.

Let's try again tomorrow. And the day after. And next week ...

 

[wildebird]

Ooooh, this bread, baby - I think you need to practice some more.

Let's try again tomorrow. And the day after. And next week ...

Okay! I love to make bread...kneading is such a sensual experience for me.

 

[37_ttej]

I love to edge ... needing is such a sensual experience for me.

And then, when you finally climax, it's all sorts of awesome!

(Well, so I hear. I had to look up 'orgasm' in the dictionary. )

 

[wildebird]

And then, when you find Max, he"ll be all muddy and gruesome!

(Well, so I hear. I had to look up 'gruesome' in the dictionary. )

Tell me again, Jett, exactly why I have to go looking for your black Lab, who wandered off in the swamp?

 

[37_ttej]

Tell me again, Jett, exactly why I have to go looking for your meth lab in the swamp?

Lab, what lab!?

 

[wildebird]

Labia, what labia?

Time for you to visit the dictionary again...with images, okay?

 

[37_ttej]

LOL.

Time for you to visit the dentist again ... sure you'll be, okay?

I'm not sure at all! I hate the dentist!

 

[wildebird]

LOL.

I've been through it all! I love dementia! BWAHAHAHA!

Sometimes I get crazy too!!!

 

[37_ttej]

Sometimes I get lazy too!

Wicked and lazy? Don't you want to save me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSWYENAOTY

 

[wildebird]

Wicked and lazy? Don't you want to save me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSWYENAOTY

LOL - good one!

Warm and hazy! Don't you know a storm's coming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezGHapF8-lY

Yes...just need my man back, to keep away the stormy weather.

 

[37_ttej]

Jett just needs his man boobs to keep away the horny women.

Hey! That's just libelous!

 

[Hornblende]

Hey! I'm just fabulous!

I'm sure you are, Jett. Now put your ordinary clothes back on.

 

[37_ttej]

I'm sure you don't care, Jett, but we do. In the interests of good taste and decency put your ordinary clothes back on!

What, you no like my Halloween costume for this year? I grew them myself!

http://www.thehotsawce.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pumpkin-man-562x270.png

 

[Hornblende]

What, you no like Yellow Wiener costume for this year? I grew them myself!

http://www.thehotsawce.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pumpkin-man-562x270.png

I think it suits you just fine...

 

[37_ttej]

I think your suit is, umm, fine...

It makes me feel like a star!

http://cdn.vegaoo.co.uk/images/rep_art/moy/232/7/232792/opposuits-mr-star-suit-costume-for-men.jpg

 

[Hornblende]

It makes me feel like a starfruit!

More like something you'd carve at Hallowe'en

 

[37_ttej]

More like something you'd serve at Hallowe'en

I take the pumpkins off to serve soup in them.

 

[Hornblende]

I grate the pumpkins and serve with a soupçon of man cream.

All your own recipe?

 

[37_ttej]

Which is where I point out that I am actually cooking pumpkin soup for tea.
I doubt that 'special ingredient' would go down well.

*erk*

Spoil your own recipe?

Yes, yes it would!