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[TomBoner]

Long slow strokes of my penis accompanying my hands caressing every part of my body.

Wow! You truly are a master baiter, hey?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I would love to be a master baiter, but I can't stand worms

Yeah, I prefer sailing to fishing myself.

 

[FantasySlut]

Yeah, I prefer masturbating to fucking myself.

Seriously? Maybe you should try out fucking again?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Seriously? Maybe you should try fucking again, I think I could help you out.

You know, I think you might be able to do just that!

 

[TomBoner]

Seriously? Maybe you should try out fucking me instead?

Can I sign up for that option?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Late....lol

 

[TomBoner]

Late for my period ...lol

That's really not a laughing matter.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

My dick is really not a laughing matter.

Hey, don't laugh at Tom's dick! That's not nice!

 

[TomBoner]

Hey, I love Tom's dick! That's how nice I am!

I'm humbled!!!

 

[wildebird]

I'm grumbly!!!

Awww, we're all sorry to hear that, I'm sure! Do you need a neck rub?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Awww, we're all sorry to hear that, I'm sure! Do you need a dick rub?

Wait, that's all I have to do to get my dick rubbed? We'll I'm grumbly too!!!!

 

[wildebird]

I've been waiting all day long to get my dick rubbed...now it's numb from the cold!

Oh, don't worry...we'll get you warmed up and responsive in no time!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, don't worry, stick it in, I'm warmed up and ready!

Well here I cum then!

 

[wildebird]

Oops; here's some cum then! I couldn't wait any longer!

*sigh* We'd have gotten even warmer if you'd taken your time a bit!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You're getting even warmer, if you'd move your mouth down just a bit!

I'll go down as far as you want.

 

[wildebird]

We'll go down to the forest if you want.

Oooh! Sex in the woods - now that's my kind of fun...when it's not 10 degrees outside.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oooh! Sex in the woods - now that's my kind of fun!

I knew you'd love it!

 

[wildebird]

I knew you'd love it!

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But how'd you get it so shiny? Do you use oil on it???

 

[lakesailer_mi]

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But how'd you get it so hard? Can I rub oil on it???

As you wish.

 

[wildebird]

As you wash those dishes, mind if I stand behind and play with your boobs?

You don't even need to ask...don't be surprised if you get splashed.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You don't even need to ask, don't be surprised if i'm really wet!

I like it wet.

 

[37_ttej]

I might get wet!

It's OK, princess, you won't melt.

 

[barefootgirl69]

When I see you, princess, I melt.

That's so sweet of you, Jett!

 

[37_ttej]

That's so sweet of you, Jett, you gorgeously hunky man!

Oh, stop! You'll make me blush.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, stop! Or I'll make your bottom blush.

I love when you're bossy!