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[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, I see what you want. There are many delights beyond you wildest imagination!

Will you delight me?

 

[wildebird]

Will you invite me?

Sure; you are always welcome at my parties, my friend!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You are always welcome in my panties, my friend!

I will be delighted to play there!

 

[wildebird]

The Poconos! I will be excited if we play there!

Oooh, I know! Snuggling in the mountain air is thrilling for me too!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oooh, I know! Snuggling in between my mountains as you gasp for air is thrilling for me too!

Well, I don't know about the "gasp for air" but I like all the rest!

 

[37_ttej]

Well, I don't know about a forest of hair: I like a well-trimmed chest!

*this infomercial proudly brought to you by Ryobi*

 

[barefootgirl69]

*this information probably brought you to tears*

Well, it was a bit much

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well, lakesailor's cock was a bit much for me.

I'll try to be more gentle next time.

 

[Hornblende]

I'll try my own genitals next time.

That has to be a more sensible option, surely

 

[37_ttej]

That has to be a more sensitive option, surely

Lube first, 8" dildo second.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Luge first! My 8' sled is second to none.

I didn't realize it was an Olympic year.

 

[Hornblende]

I didn't realize it was an Olympic spear.

Well I usually call it my javelin

 

[FantasySlut]

Well I usually spank my monkey

Say it isn't so!!!! Poor thing!!!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Say it, say my name, bitch!!!!

I love that scene!

 

[Hornblende]

I love to be obscene!

Well you're not alone in that!

 

[wildebird]

Wow, you've got a bone in that!

I'm pretty sure that's just normal turgidity...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm pretty sure that's just normal impotence...

There is nothing normal about that.

 

[wildebird]

There is something abnormal about me...

Don't take it so hard, we all have our ups and downs!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm pretty sure it's normal frigidity...

Everything seems to be "normal" on Literotica! I don't think frigidity is one of them, though.

 

[wildebird]

Everyone seems to be so "normal" on Literotica! I didn't think normal folks would come to a place like this, though!

I see you are wisely keeping away from the General Board-ers!

 

[37_ttej]

I see you are widely regarded asa a general wise-arse.

*guilty as charged*

 

[wildebird]

*Girl, use my charge!

Oh, my, what to buy first!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I want to buy lingerie first!

It's a Lit tradition that you have to post pictures when you buy lingerie. Honestly!

 

[FantasySlut]

It's a Lit tradition that I have to post pictures when I buy my lingerie. Honestly!

I bet you have the best selection of hosery and fine silks

 

[Hornblende]

I bet you have a fine hose

Modesty forbids an answer in this instance