Eating her out, problem.

[MrBiggs69]

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[Joshua_silver]

from what i understand you have three options

1. Grow some balls and talk to her about it.
2. Grow bigger balls and just eat her out despite your "hesitation."
3. Get some flavored lube and rub it on her pussy before you eat her.

 

[SweetErika]

Maybe she's using soap or something down there, and that's throwing off her natural balance.

I'd say buck up and talk to her about it since it may be something that she might be concerned about now or in the future (e.g. if she tries to get pregnant and her natural lube kills the sperm right away).

It may be something she can fix with a change of routine, diet (maybe she's eating healthy, but something's not agreeing with her system) or supplementation. She should ask a good health care provider about that, BTW.

If it really is just her (or your perception of her flavor) and there's nothing else going on, go for the flavored lube option.

 

[thirty]

from what i understand you have three options

1. Grow some balls and talk to her about it.
2. Grow bigger balls and just eat her out despite your "hesitation."
3. Get some flavored lube and rub it on her pussy before you eat her.

Is the flavored lube eatable?

 

[SweetErika]

Is the flavored lube eatable?

Psst..It's "edible" (not "eatable"), and yes, the flavored lubes are safe for consumption. They usually contain a bunch of artificial ingredients and don't taste all that great, so you probably wouldn't want to eat a lot, but at least the ones sold here are fine to consume in the quantities you'd encounter during oral sex. I obviously can't speak for the flavored lubes sold in China.

You could also use a sugar-free candy or flavor extract (as long as it's not irritating) in lieu of flavored lube.

 

[helix27]

just talk to her about

 

[sereneone4u]

My h is a smoker and drinks black coffee like off the charts. He also does not eat a lot of fruit...so at times when he does not taste the best...

Pure Romance makes these edible massage lubricants...one is hot buttered rum...OMG....if men tasted like this, they would rule the world!

And even better, it is warming.

I mean, I love giving oral, but this stuff makes my mouth just water.

 

[UpStandingMember]

nevermind

 

[sereneone4u]

Here you go, ENJOY!

http://ww2.pureromance.com/PUBLICSTORE/product/Sensations,798,143.aspx

 

[horsie_gurl]

I definitely agree with talking to her. She might be a little hurt naturally, but it will be less hurtful than her realizing you just don't like to go down there. I recently had to deal with this, but he wouldn't give me an excuse so it made me just feel dirty down there when I take care of myself. It very well could be something medical. Lots of things can throw off a girls pH. Better safe than sorry right?

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Ok so my girlfriend and I who are extremely sexually active, have amazing, mind blowing, fireworks sex. There has only been one problem in the bedroom. I have been with her alil over a year, and during that time her lady area has always had a very sour taste. She is a very healthy and active woman, does not eat fastfood, lots of water and fruit. But she has never tasted good. She never has an odor and is a very clean woman. Everytime she wants me to eat her, I kind of get very hesitaint. I love to eat a woman but I really try not to with her. I am afraid to say something to her to hurt her feelings. What could I do to remedy this?

If she has a birthday coming up, buy her a strawberry flavored douche.

 

[abbyabbie]

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love.

 

[UpStandingMember]

nevermind

 

[bailadora]

If she has a birthday coming up, buy her a strawberry flavored douche.

Of course. If her natural PH is off kilter, why not fuck it up even more?

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Of course. If her natural PH is off kilter, why not fuck it up even more?

OK, if you're going to be picky about it, I'll tell you how to fix it. If her puss tastes sour, and she keeps herself clean, and you’re sure she doesn’t have a urinary infection, (bacterial infection etc), and she isn’t eating spicy foods that can cause body fluids to smell or taste bad, it could be one of two things.

First is body soap. I don’t care how clean some women keep themselves or how well she cleans her pussy when she bathes or showers, some body soaps leave a residue. And regardless of how expensive, or how popular, some body soaps taste like shit when you are eating a pussy. If this is the source of the problem, she will have to change her body soap.

And second, (as dearest Dora pointed out), is body chemistry, particularly ph balance. Usually when body chemistry gets out of whack, it becomes too base or alkaline. To fix this, (when it is too alkaline), take a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar. (If a tablespoon is too much get down at first, start with a teaspoon) If the first spoon full of apple cider vinegar tastes like sour apples, and not so much like vinegar, her system is too base. If this is the case, take one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar each day until it starts having very strong acid or vinegar taste, then discontinue for a few days.

If her body chemistry has become to acid, I’m not sure what you can use to correct the ph levels. (I have never had to deal with the problem with a woman’s body chemistry being too acidic) Whatever you use to correct her ph, don’t give her calcium carbonate, (Tums, Rolaids, calcium supplements, etc), the body does not metabolize calcium carbonate correctly. You might try a Calcium citrate supplement, but like I said, I’ve had little experience over acidic body ph, so you might want to research this. Calcium in milk might even work, but I don't know.

Whatever you find the problem to be, it going to take several days, perhaps even a week or two for her body to clear its self out and her pussy to start tasting better. If she is relatively inactive, it’s going to take longer. If it is body chemistry, her lymph system is going to have to purge its self, and a person has to be active for their lymph system to completely purge its self. Long walks, bicycle rides, etc are good for purging the lymph system.

I know this sounds like a lot of trouble to go to just to have great tasting pussy, but this is what it takes. After you are sure there is no soap residue; her ph balance is in a good range and her lymph system has purged its self, you might try experiments with different fruits and vegetables, (different sugars), to create an even better taste. And don’t overlook food either, even foods that we think are good for us can sometimes create body odor or body taste; however, if it is being caused by foods, other parts of her body should taste similar, particularly places where there might be slight amounts of perspiration. (Nipples, tummy, neck, etc).

Your biggest hurdle is going to be broaching the subject in the first place. Believe me; no woman wants to hear that her “snatch tastes like shit”, and some women, no matter how gently her man tries to broach the subject, that’s all she is going to hear. Either way, you are going to have to talk to her about it, so good luck on that front.

If none of the above work, there is one other thing, and it’s a tuffy. If nothing else works, when she takes a crap, you may have to find out how she cleans herself. If she reaches around back and wipes herself to the rear, it’s probably ok, but if she reaches between her legs and wipes to the front, there could be a problem. Bacteria that lives in the colon will grow in a pussy like it is a Petri dish.

I know much of this sounds elementary, but you would amazed at how little some women know about their own body and how to take care of it. Anyway, these are some of the things I have run into in my experiences.

 

[Cameo_Fleur]

My guy is quite skilled at oral. He once remarked to me that if you love a woman she tastes like ambrosia.

 

[bailadora]

And Dora, before you and Erica start peeing on my leg again, I have probably licked more pussies that Stella Omega. So I have been there, done that!

And? You want a medal or something?

I don't care how many pussies you've licked, the recommendation to douche was bad advice, especially since most OB/Gyn's specifically recommend women DON'T because it kills off the good bacteria that help guard against infection.

The fact of the matter is that many things can throw off a woman's vaginal ph, including meds, where she is in her cycle or even having sex without a condom. If simple changes like hygiene (ie soap or wiping direction) or diet don't yield any changes, the best person to diagnose and remedy a ph problem is a qualified medical professional. Not some self proclaimed "expert" on the 'net.

 

[LilyPru]

Is the flavored lube eatable?

My favorite post in, like, forever.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

And? You want a medal or something?

I don't care how many pussies you've licked, the recommendation to douche was bad advice, especially since most OB/Gyn's specifically recommend women DON'T because it kills off the good bacteria that help guard against infection.

The fact of the matter is that many things can throw off a woman's vaginal ph, including meds, where she is in her cycle or even having sex without a condom. If simple changes like hygiene (ie soap or wiping direction) or diet don't yield any changes, the best person to diagnose and remedy a ph problem is a qualified medical professional. Not some self proclaimed "expert" on the 'net.

LOL, Have you ever actually heard of a strawberry douche?

Actually I Googled it and there is a strawberry douche, I am surprised. Maybe my first suggestion wasn't so bad after all.

 

[bailadora]

LOL, Have you ever actually heard of a strawberry douche?

Get a grip on reality hon and stop being such a cunt.

I don't know how you're defining it, but there is such a product out there. If I see what appears to be bad advice, I'm going to speak up.

As for your opinion of me - didn't we cover this a few days ago? Do you honestly think I give a shit?

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Do you honestly think I give a shit?

If you didn't give a shit, you wouldn't keep following me around.

 

[travelboy]

OFten when a woman gets fully aroused the sour taste goes away.

What i do is build up some saliva in my mouth - and spit it onto her vaginal area. I then get busy and with her production of her own juices the sourness taste disappears pretty quickly if it was there in teh first place

 

[neci]

OK, if you're going to be picky about it, I'll tell you how to fix it. If her puss tastes sour, and she keeps herself clean, and you’re sure she doesn’t have a urinary infection, (bacterial infection etc), and she isn’t eating spicy foods that can cause body fluids to smell or taste bad, it could be one of two things.

First is body soap. I don’t care how clean some women keep themselves or how well she cleans her pussy when she bathes or showers, some body soaps leave a residue. And regardless of how expensive, or how popular, some body soaps taste like shit when you are eating a pussy. If this is the source of the problem, she will have to change her body soap.

And second, (as dearest Dora pointed out), is body chemistry, particularly ph balance. Usually when body chemistry gets out of whack, it becomes too base or alkaline. To fix this, (when it is too alkaline), take a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar. (If a tablespoon is too much get down at first, start with a teaspoon) If the first spoon full of apple cider vinegar tastes like sour apples, and not so much like vinegar, her system is too base. If this is the case, take one tablespoon of apple cider vinegar each day until it starts having very strong acid or vinegar taste, then discontinue for a few days.

If her body chemistry has become to acid, I’m not sure what you can use to correct the ph levels. (I have never had to deal with the problem with a woman’s body chemistry being too acidic) Whatever you use to correct her ph, don’t give her calcium carbonate, (Tums, Rolaids, calcium supplements, etc), the body does not metabolize calcium carbonate correctly. You might try a Calcium citrate supplement, but like I said, I’ve had little experience over acidic body ph, so you might want to research this. Calcium in milk might even work, but I don't know.

Whatever you find the problem to be, it going to take several days, perhaps even a week or two for her body to clear its self out and her pussy to start tasting better. If she is relatively inactive, it’s going to take longer. If it is body chemistry, her lymph system is going to have to purge its self, and a person has to be active for their lymph system to completely purge its self. Long walks, bicycle rides, etc are good for purging the lymph system.

I know this sounds like a lot of trouble to go to just to have great tasting pussy, but this is what it takes. After you are sure there is no soap residue; her ph balance is in a good range and her lymph system has purged its self, you might try experiments with different fruits and vegetables, (different sugars), to create an even better taste. And don’t overlook food either, even foods that we think are good for us can sometimes create body odor or body taste; however, if it is being caused by foods, other parts of her body should taste similar, particularly places where there might be slight amounts of perspiration. (Nipples, tummy, neck, etc).

Your biggest hurdle is going to be broaching the subject in the first place. Believe me; no woman wants to hear that her “snatch tastes like shit”, and some women, no matter how gently her man tries to broach the subject, that’s all she is going to hear. Either way, you are going to have to talk to her about it, so good luck on that front.

If none of the above work, there is one other thing, and it’s a tuffy. If nothing else works, when she takes a crap, you may have to find out how she cleans herself. If she reaches around back and wipes herself to the rear, it’s probably ok, but if she reaches between her legs and wipes to the front, there could be a problem. Bacteria that lives in the colon will grow in a pussy like it is a Petri dish.

I know much of this sounds elementary, but you would amazed at how little some women know about their own body and how to take care of it. Anyway, these are some of the things I have run into in my experiences.

i am curious as to how you decided apple cider vinegar. i see the reasoning as to why, buy why? have you actually suggested this to a woman, who then tried it out, did you gather this from someone you know has actually tried it, or did you find it on the web?

 

[Denny Crane]

Is the flavored lube eatable?

Why do you think they flavor them?

 

[Denny Crane]

It may be something she can fix with a change of routine, diet (maybe she's eating healthy, but something's not agreeing with her system) or supplementation. She should ask a good health care provider about that, BTW.

This is very likely... I once had a girlfriend tell me that my cum had started tasting bitter to her. After a couple of days of thinking about it, I realized that it was some caffeine pills I had started using. I quit using those and everything went back to normal.