Eating her out, problem.

[Nasty_Deeds]

Did Nasty Deeds REALLY suggest that douching would prevent cervical cancer?!

No stupid, I didn't. Learn to read English, apparently it is not your native language!


Another one of Erica's posse of groupies.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Sorry, with a tiny bit of actual chemistry background (3 semesters of High School/Undergrad and some extra "lab time"), SOUR = ACID, BITTER = BASE.

Thank you for adding this. If the taste is sour, you are saying that could indicate the woman's system has become too base or alkaline. I know a woman can eat acidic fruits like pineapple or take a tablespoon of vinegar to move her ph balance to the acid side, but does anyone know of an effective way of moving the ph balance toward the base side?

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Cervical cancer incidence and mortality rates have declined substantially in Western countries with screening programmes, such as the UK where incidence rates rank 141st of the 172 countries worldwide and the mortality rate ranks 148th.

I know I was told not to try and get any sense out of Nasty deeds but It seems to me that Cancer research want to argue the toss with him. Also is it not possible that we are showing higher incidence rates of cancers (along with everything else) partly due to the massive advances in diagnostic techniques, and public awareness campaigns being carried out by the world and his wife.

And now I shall apologise for potentially hijacking the thread and leave. Have a great weekend everyone

You didn't hijack the thread. Your response is well within the posting rules of Lit and this forum. You haven't broken any posting rules.

My question was, how do these statistics compare with cervical cancer rates of a century ago, or even five centuries ago. Five centuries ago there were no surgical treatments for cervical cancer, and yet there is no evidence that large numbers of women were dying from this disease. Also there is no evidence that large numbers of women were dying from breast cancer five centuries ago. Why the increase in cancer rates today compared to centuries ago.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

The idea is that often the stomach is over-producing acid

Heart-burn or Acid Reflux is generally not caused by too much acid in the stomach. Acid Reflux is more often caused by stomach acid leaking back into the esophagus where it is not supposed to be. The most common cause of Acid Reflux in the U.S. is overeating and lack of physical activity. In other words, being fat and lazy. You will notice that people who are more slender, eat only moderate amounts at meals and who are physically active have less incidents of Acid Reflux.

http://www.webmd.com/heartburn-gerd/guide/common-causes-acid-reflux-disease

 

[satindesire]

No stupid, I didn't. Learn to read English, apparently it is not you native language!


Another one of Erica's posse of groupies.

Pretty hilarious you're saying I need to learn English when you don't know the difference between "you" and "your".

You're the one who needs to learn how to read, skank, and yes, that IS exactly what you did. You suggested that "fibroids" and an "infected uterus" as well as HPV and cervical cancer was what would happen since women don't douche, because for THOUSANDS of years before people invented vinegar and didn't douche, women's completely normal, natural self-cleaning ability in their vaginas was COMPLETELY USELESS, right?

Cancer rates are on the decline, asshole. HPV isn't caused by not douching, it's caused by UNPROTECTED SEX, just like the kind you enjoy employing. You probably have it right now. Try douching your asshole out, maybe you can get rid of it. Good luck fitting the nozzle through the top of your head.

I can't say I'm sorry about this, but not only do you have no idea how a woman's body works, but you don't understand the process of STDs, and you're a fucking loser that cheats on his wife without condoms, so you're risking HER life as well as yours and your medical/relationship advice is about as useful as tits on a boar hog.

I could honestly care less if you croak and die from AIDs but your wife is a saint for putting up with your stupid ass and God only knows what crabs and other shit you're bringing home to her in your tighty whiteys.

Go suck your own dick and get out of my face, newfag. Watching an aspirin dissolve in a glass of water is more entertaining than explaining how the universe ACTUALLY works to you.

Oh, and if I'm a "groupie" for Erika, that's a pretty swanky chick to dig, since she knows more about the world around her in her little pinkie than you would in all your holey little head. Go swallow a shotgun.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Deleted. Posted on the wrong board.

 

[infinity706]

I really have to wonder why a vinegar douche makes sense. The vagina self cleans with acetic acid (basically fresh vinegar).

Of course, that often leads to me joking about pussy pickles and cunt cucumbers. Afterall, the vulva naturally has some salt and sugar from urine/sweat, as well.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Skank,

Try douching your asshole out.

I could honestly care less if you die from AIDs

Newfag.

Go swallow a shotgun.

You are a very angry and hate filled young woman aren't you? It really must suck to be you. I feel more sorry for people like you than anything else.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

The vagina self cleans with acetic acid (basically fresh vinegar).

I haven't heard about this before. Where did you hear the vagina cleans its self with acetic acid? I would like to know more about this, do you have a link?

 

[satindesire]

You are a very angry and hate filled young woman aren't you? It really must suck to be you. I feel more sorry for people like you than anything else.

Not at all. I'm just extremely good at telling off pathetic little trolls like you.

Pity me if you want, that's your prerogative. I can look myself in the mirror with a clear conscious knowing I'm not doing evil things to my spouse, so really you should be pitying yourself.

Oh, you forgot to add in your post "Go suck your own dick." Don't forget that, that's an especially hilarious little gem.

 

[infinity706]

I haven't heard about this before. Where did you hear the vagina cleans its self with acetic acid? I would like to know more about this, do you have a link?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetic_acid
Acetic acid is also a component of the vaginal lubrication of humans and other primates, where it appears to serve as a mild antibacterial agent.[13]

Of course, it can even cause vulvitis if the bacterial level gets too high and the vagina produces too much just like how hydrochloric acid can reflux back into the esophogus.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetic_acid
Acetic acid is also a component of the vaginal lubrication of humans and other primates, where it appears to serve as a mild antibacterial agent.[13]

Of course, it can even cause vulvitis if the bacterial level gets too high and the vagina produces too much just like how hydrochloric acid can reflux back into the esophogus.

I didn't really see too much on Wikipedia about how acetic acid is produced in the vagina, but assuming that you are correct about a woman's vagina producing a mild acetic acid naturally , (and I am not arguing that point), if a woman’s ph was too base, her system might not be producing enough acetic acid to keep her vagina free from unwanted bacteria. If that were the case, wouldn’t it be possible for a woman to believe she is keeping herself clean, when in reality, her vagina isn’t as clean as she thinks?

In the case of the original poster, if his girlfriend's ph balance is off, then her sour taste could be caused by improper ph balance, or bacteria growth because of improper ph balance, or perhaps even both?

 

[infinity706]

The Lactobacillus bacteria produces the acetic acid, lactic acid, and hydrogen peroxide in the vagina. Of course, creatine and urea (more acids) will also be present, due to residual urine. (Heilobacter Pylori produces the hydrochloric acid in the stomach) If her vulva tastes sour, it's because of acid from somewhere. Of course, if it's that big of a deal, it could be fixed by washing her pussy with plain water right before sex. Freshly washed skin is tasteless unless the water has something in it.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

The Lactobacillus bacteria produces the acetic acid, lactic acid, and hydrogen peroxide in the vagina. Of course, creatine and urea (more acids) will also be present, due to residual urine. (Heilobacter Pylori produces the hydrochloric acid in the stomach) If her vulva tastes sour, it's because of acid from somewhere. Of course, if it's that big of a deal, it could be fixed by washing her pussy with plain water right before sex. Freshly washed skin is tasteless unless the water has something in it.

Thanks.

 

[Ex Princess]

Thank you for adding this. If the taste is sour, you are saying that could indicate the woman's system has become too base or alkaline. I know a woman can eat acidic fruits like pineapple or take a tablespoon of vinegar to move her ph balance to the acid side, but does anyone know of an effective way of moving the ph balance toward the base side?

I'm not sure if there is a base that is safe for consumption. I think the most effective way to move to that side of the pH would be to reduce the intake of acidic foods.

 

[Eilan]

My question was, how do these statistics compare with cervical cancer rates of a century ago, or even five centuries ago. Five centuries ago there were no surgical treatments for cervical cancer, and yet there is no evidence that large numbers of women were dying from this disease. Also there is no evidence that large numbers of women were dying from breast cancer five centuries ago. Why the increase in cancer rates today compared to centuries ago.

I should imagine that people were dying of these cancers long before medical professionals had the capability to diagnose them accurately or keep accurate medical records.

The Pap test was developed in the 1940s. Mammography dates to the early 20th century or so, and breast cancer is one of the oldest described cancers, dating back several thousand years.

ETA: The biggest problem that I have with this thread is seeing grown fucking adults using phrases like "eating her out" and "fingering."

 

[SweetErika]

ETA: The biggest problem that I have with this thread is seeing grown fucking adults using phrases like "eating her out" and "fingering."

Out of sheer curiosity, what's your preferred synonym for "fingering," Eilan?

Honestly, it's the term I use most often; I've never considered "fingering" in the same class as "eating her out" (I find that one distasteful), though I can see how some might.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Out of sheer curiosity, what's your preferred synonym for "fingering," Eilan?

Honestly, it's the term I use most often; I've never considered "fingering" in the same class as "eating her out" (I find that one distasteful), though I can see how some might.

When someone has nothing of value to add to a discussion, they usually attack the grammar.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

I should imagine that people were dying of these cancers long before medical professionals had the capability to diagnose them accurately or keep accurate medical records.

The Pap test was developed in the 1940s. Mammography dates to the early 20th century or so, and breast cancer is one of the oldest described cancers, dating back several thousand years.

ETA: The biggest problem that I have with this thread is seeing grown fucking adults using phrases like "eating her out" and "fingering."

Gray’s Anatomy, (a book still in print today), was first published in 1858, and in the late 15th and early 16th centuries , Leonardo di Vinci published detailed drawings of human anatomy, including detailed studies of a fetus in the womb believed to have been drawn in the year 1510. And although somewhat crude, cesarean births were performed in ancient Rome, and what is considered the first modern cesarean section was performed in 1794.

Also the oldest documented record of breast cancer was recorded on papyrus paper around 1500 BC in ancient Egypt. Our ancestors were not completely void of medical knowledge regarding human anatomy or diseases like cancer. There are many surviving records indicating a high mortality rate during child birth for women, but as far as I know, no historical records indicating a high death rate from cervical or breast cancer even though our ancestors were aware of these diseases. The high rate of breast and cervical cancer seems to be only in modern times.

Don't assume our ancestors were completely ignorant of medical knowledge.

 

[bailadora]

Don't assume our ancestors were completely ignorant of medical knowledge.

I don't think anyone is making that claim. However, being aware of the existence of a disease and making an accurate diagnosis are two entirely different things. Other diseases that mimic the symptoms of advanced cervical cancer include:

# dysfunctional uterine bleeding
# hyperthyroidism
# bleeding disorders
# polycystic ovary syndrome
# endometriosis
# endomentrial hyperplasia
# infection including STD
# cervical polyp
# endometrial polyp
# ovarian tumor
# endometrial cancer
# uterine sarcoma
# Ovarian cancer

You might also be interested to know that there wasn't any significant push for an internationally accepted classification of diseases until the turn of this century. Before then, many docs called a disease whatever the hell they felt like calling it, making statistical comparison damn near impossible. (Full article found here).

So yeah, I think Eilan hit it on the head: better/accurate diagnostic technology + better and more precise record keeping = better statistical comparison.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

I don't think anyone is making that claim. However, being aware of the existence of a disease and making an accurate diagnosis are two entirely different things. Other diseases that mimic the symptoms of advanced cervical cancer include:

We can always depend on Erica's groupies to hijack a thread. The topic is about sour tasting pussy: know anything about that?

Maybe I should make a list of Erica's groupies and post it.

 

[SweetErika]

We can always depend on Erica's groupies to hijack a thread. The topic is about sour tasting pussy: know anything about that?

Maybe I should make a list of Erica's groupies and post it.

You must have forgotten that you're the one who brought up cancer. You make a bunch of asinine claims and ask questions; then you get your panties in a bunch when people answer you with information? I told you many posts back that you should take your cancer-related questions to an appropriate thread on the GB.

And just how do the friendships that many of us have relate to sour pussy? Again, you're the only person bringing that up and talking out of your ass time and time again.

Grow up and get some new material.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

You must have forgotten that you're the one who brought up cancer. You make a bunch of asinine claims and ask questions; then you get your panties in a bunch when people answer you with information? I told you many posts back that you should take your cancer-related questions to an appropriate thread on the GB.

And just how do the friendships that many of us have relate to sour pussy? Again, you're the only person bringing that up and talking out of your ass time and time again.

Grow up and get some new material.

Soooo, how does this rant relate to the original poster's question?

Give us a hint, what do you do for sour pussy?

 

[Boundlife]

My question was, how do these statistics compare with cervical cancer rates of a century ago, or even five centuries ago. Five centuries ago there were no surgical treatments for cervical cancer, and yet there is no evidence that large numbers of women were dying from this disease. Also there is no evidence that large numbers of women were dying from breast cancer five centuries ago. Why the increase in cancer rates today compared to centuries ago.

Before women were dying of other things, childbirth, scarlette fever, plague...
Stats can be tricky.

I'm not sure if there is a base that is safe for consumption. I think the most effective way to move to that side of the pH would be to reduce the intake of acidic foods.

Baking soda is a base. (I had to think on that for a bit too)

ETA: The biggest problem that I have with this thread is seeing grown fucking adults using phrases like "eating her out" and "fingering."

Cunnilungus is too hard too spell


Now, I think I'll go back to the bleacher

 

[satindesire]

Soooo, how does this rant relate to the original poster's question?

Since you seem to demand that every single post in this thread relates to the OP's question, explain why you said these things:

Never in the history of mankind have so many women had to suffer from diseases like heart disease, cervical cancers and breast cancers on the grand scale as they do today. But that’s right Erica, you tell these women to leave that pussy alone; tell them to let all that healthy bacteria and viruses grow in their pussy. Tell them they don’t have to clean themselves; tell them the surgeon will clean it for them when he cuts their fucking uterus out because it is infected with fibroids, (if they are lucky), and if they are not so lucky, infected with malignant tumors.

I see Erica's posse is beginning to arrive. I'm sure Ed will be along soon.

No stupid, I didn't. Learn to read English, apparently it is not your native language!


Another one of Erica's posse of groupies.

Don't tell someone to do something when you're incapable of doing it yourself, hypocrite.