Eating her out, problem.

[Marguerite01]

Pineapple- eat about 2 cups of it every day for about a week and it makes both of you taste sweeter. That works for me- and a very mild PH neutral soap called Pears is a winner.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

i am curious as to how you decided apple cider vinegar. i see the reasoning as to why, buy why? have you actually suggested this to a woman, who then tried it out, did you gather this from someone you know has actually tried it, or did you find it on the web?

The use of apple cider vinegar as a tonic to correct ph balance has been handed down in my family for generations. The generations before me, I don’t think they even knew what ph balance was, they just knew what was good for certain ailments and situations. When you started feeling a little crappy and sluggish for no apparent reason, try a table spoon of apple cider vinegar. If it tasted like sour apples, you needed a more acid, (they thought citric acid), in your system. When it started tasting like strong vinegar, your system was balanced again. They used apple cider vinegar because the taste would tell you when you’d had enough. There was an old saying back then, “Listen to your body, it will tell you what it needs.”

It’s only been in the last couple of generations that people started talking about ph balance, but I figured that if a woman’s body taste, (or odor), was being caused by ph imbalance, apple cider vinegar should work there too. I have used it as a general tonic, (when needed), since I was a boy, and yes, I have suggested it to a woman or two when their puss didn’t taste so good. You would be surprised at how many women don’t taste all that good. I figured that if I cared for the woman, and planned on sticking around for a while, I might as well try to do something about the taste.

Somebody suggested pineapple. I had forgotten about that. Pineapple is an acidic fruit and works just as well, although I think vinegar may work quicker.

Earlier in the thread, I made a joke suggesting the OP buy his girlfriend a “Strawberry Douche”. At least I thought it was a joke until someone peed on my leg about it, so I Googled it and low-and-behold, someone actually does make a strawberry flavored douche, apparently to improve the taste of oral sex. So maybe that might be an option too.

Another thought came to mind after the OP said his girlfriend’s puss tasted sour. In past generations, it was common for women to use a vinegar douche to keep themselves clean and fresh. Perhaps she is using a vinegar douche and what he tastes the vinegar residue. Just a thought.

 

[Marguerite01]

Another thought came to mind after the OP said his girlfriend’s puss tasted sour. In past generations, it was common for women to use a vinegar douche to keep themselves clean and fresh. Perhaps she is using a vinegar douche and what he tastes the vinegar residue. Just a thought.

Actually many years ago a vinegar douche after sex was thought to be a contraceptive.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Actually many years ago a vinegar douche after sex was thought to be a contraceptive.

Vinegar was used both as a contraceptive and as a antiseptic douche. White vinegar is a mild but effective antiseptic. I’m not sure how effective it would have been as a contraceptive though, once semen has passed through the cervix, I don’t think a douche is of much help in preventing pregnancy.

Some women still prefer a vinegar douche over commercially prepared douches.

 

[shadowheaven]

I love my guy eatting me out. When we first got together he told me he wasnt used to the smell and that it wasnt a bad smell or taste, he was just inexperienced. So we used whip cream and chocolate syrup to get him used to it. Now sometimes I wonder if he associates my pussy smell and taste with it! LoL.

 

[Marguerite01]

I don’t think a douche is of much help in preventing pregnancy.

LOL you don't say!

 

[cfuhrer]

I love my guy eating me out. When we first got together he told me he wasn't used to the smell and that it wasn't a bad smell or taste, he was just inexperienced. So we used whip cream and chocolate syrup to get him used to it. Now sometimes I wonder if he associates my pussy smell and taste with it! LoL.

My suggestion was going to be food play for assimilation, as well. Assuming it was just her natural taste and not a symptom of something bigger.

 

[Eilan]

Be careful with food play. Whipped cream and chocolate syrup sound like an excellent recipe for a yeast infection.

 

[SweetErika]

She shouldn't douche with anything unless she's specifically told to do so by her gynecologist. For instance, some doctors recommend a light vinegar douche to help with certain types of infections, but otherwise a woman's best bet is to leave her healthy pussy alone, save for washing with plain water.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

She shouldn't douche with anything unless she's specifically told to do so by her gynecologist. For instance, some doctors recommend a light vinegar douche to help with certain types of infections, but otherwise a woman's best bet is to leave her healthy pussy alone, save for washing with plain water.

Modern man, (and woman), have not only survived, but flourished for over five millennia by using simple and natural solutions for everyday hygienic concerns. I don’t know how the human race could have survived this long without the fear-mongers telling women how to take care of their own bodies, because everyone knows, women of today are so fucking retarded they don’t know how to wipe themselves without calling their gynecologist.

Never in the history of mankind have so many women had to suffer from diseases like heart disease, cervical cancers and breast cancers on the grand scale as they do today. But that’s right Erica, you tell these women to leave that pussy alone; tell them to let all that healthy bacteria and viruses grow in their pussy. Tell them they don’t have to clean themselves; tell them the surgeon will clean it for them when he cuts their fucking uterus out because it is infected with fibroids, (if they are lucky), and if they are not so lucky, infected with malignant tumors.

But you don’t have to worry about the end result of your home-spun, Ann Landers advice do you, because it won’t be you under the knife, will it? If women today want to live to be healthy old women, they had better learn how to take care of themselves, because doctors today don’t get paid to tell their patients there is nothing wrong with them; doctors today get paid to find diseases to treat.

Now you trot along and summon your posse of groupies and have them properly chastise me because I dared to criticize the Great Erica of Lit! And while you are at it, tell your posse that I don’t give a rat’s ass bout their opinion of me!

 

[SweetErika]

Reread that post when you're sane and sober, Nasty, and you'll see just how little sense it makes.

 

[Tascha]

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/a/vagdouching.htm

Is Douching Healthy?

Simply stated, the answer is "No."
According to a study published by the American Journal of Public Health, douching may reduce a woman's chance of becoming pregnant during a particular month by approximately thirty percent.

Regular vaginal douching changes the delicate chemical balance of the vagina and can make a woman more susceptible to infections. Douching can introduce new bacteria into the vagina which can spread up through the cervix, uterus, and fallopian tubes. Researchers have found that women who douche regularly experience more vaginal irritations and infections such as bacterial vaginosis, and an increased number of sexually transmitted diseases.

Furthermore, regular users of vaginal douches face a significantly higher risk of developing pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) -- a chronic condition that can lead to infertility, or even death, if left untreated. Bacterial vaginosis and PID can have serious adverse affects on pregnancy including infections in the baby, labor problems, and preterm delivery.

For these reasons, douching is no longer recommended as a safe or healthy way to routinely clean the vagina. The only safe and healthy way to clean the vagina is to let the vagina clean itself. The delicate chemical balance of the vagina is very sensitive and easily disrupted by routine vaginal douching.

How does the vagina clean itself?

The vagina cleans itself naturally with its own mucous secretions. When bathing or showering use warm water and gentle unscented soap to cleanse the outer areas of the vagina. Feminine hygiene products such as soaps, powders, and sprays are not necessary and may lead to irritation of sensitive tissues.

.........................................................

I have nothing against home remedies, using natural things to treat problems instead of running off to mass market medicine, but I'm pretty sure the only thing that Erika was saying that on the whole douching does more harm than good, and you should only do it after you have taken all the steps you can safely take yourself with regards to lifestyle choices, and then spoken to your doctor.

Nothing wrong with that.

And while I’m sure Erika doesn’t need anyone to stick up for her, posting an honest to goodness informative answer in a how to thread has got to be more use to the OP than making a flippant comment that, if acted on, could cause serious harm.

 

[bailadora]

Reread that post when you're sane and sober, Nasty, and you'll see just how little sense it makes.

You want Nasty Deeds to make sense? That's asking a bit much, don't you think?

And while I’m sure Erika doesn’t need anyone to stick up for her, posting an honest to goodness informative answer in a how to thread has got to be more use to the OP than making a flippant comment that, if acted on, could cause serious harm.

Welcome to the debate, Tascha! But really it's an exercise in futility. Nasty Deeds is all about pure, unadulterated sex, common sense and medical fact be damned. That last little rant is a typical Nasty Deeds reaction after his outlandish claims have been refuted by logic and cold, hard fact. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

Is Douching Healthy? Simply stated, the answer is "No."

Since you are at it, why don't explain to everyone, (medically of course), why women today suffer more from cervical cancer than they have in the history of mankind. Also while you are explaining why cervical cancer is up, perhaps you can explain to to us why HPV, (human papillomavirus), is on the rise, (again medically of course).

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

You want Nasty Deeds to make sense? That's asking a bit much, don't you think?

I see Erica's posse is beginning to arrive. I'm sure Ed will be along soon.

 

[SweetErika]

Since you are at it, why don't explain to everyone, (medically of course), why women today suffer more from cervical cancer than they have in the history of mankind. Also while you are explaining why cervical cancer is up, perhaps you can explain to to us why HPV, (human papillomavirus), is on the rise, (again medically of course).

If you're so concerned with cervical cancer and HPV, then YOU should start a thread on it on the GB, where it belongs.

 

[Adrraiya]

Ok so my girlfriend and I who are extremely sexually active, have amazing, mind blowing, fireworks sex. There has only been one problem in the bedroom. I have been with her alil over a year, and during that time her lady area has always had a very sour taste. She is a very healthy and active woman, does not eat fastfood, lots of water and fruit. But she has never tasted good. She never has an odor and is a very clean woman. Everytime she wants me to eat her, I kind of get very hesitaint. I love to eat a woman but I really try not to with her. I am afraid to say something to her to hurt her feelings. What could I do to remedy this?

Does she smoke? this can affect taste of men or women

Do you smoke? this can affect your perception of how she tastes

Does she use soap on her "lady area" other than just on the hair-covered area (or shaved area that would otherwise have hair)..... over-cleaning with soap on the labia minora and such in the area can cause problems.. better to just wash the "hair area"

What if she soaks in a tub of plain water before-hand? Thus ensuring any soap residue is rinsed away... does this help?

Are there any medications she is on? Some meds can affect the way person tastes.. even birth control pills

Does this fluctuate during the month... are there times the taste is different... better or worse as she progresses through her monthly cycle... My ex-husband always knew when I ovulated because I smelled & tasted slightly different.

Does she wear cotton underwear or synthetic? This can make a huge difference to vaginal health.

Does she wear pantyhose? those can be problematic for vaginal health


---- Now... what if it turns out that you have an offensive taste to her?... I agree you should talk to her about it... but, more often than not, folks just accept that some people smell/taste different & deal with (imagine if the roles were reversed.... how would you feel if she was hesitant?)

 

[bailadora]

It's not just women that need to worry about HPV. More and more research is linking it to a sharp rise in throat cancer in men.

Changes in sexual behaviors that include increased practice of oral sex are associated with the increase, but a 2007 New England Journal of Medicine article also said engagement in casual sex, early age at first intercourse, and infrequent use of condoms each were associated with HPV-positive oropharyngeal cancer. Mouth-to-mouth contact through kissing can't be ruled out as a transmission route.

This could be a contributing factor as to why HPV and it's associated cancers are on the rise. I read a study that indicated many teens and young adults don't equate oral with sex and generally view it as a "safe" practice.

Tests for cervical cancers and dysplasia have gotten much better, so cell changes that might have developed into cancer are being detected and dealt with at much earlier stages. Which can only be considered a good thing for women's health.

When my own test came back wonky last fall, it prompted some serious discussion with my GYN due to the suggestion of HPV. I'd had a questionable pap some 20 odd years earlier, but there had never been any suggestion of such a thing and my husband and I have been monogamous with each other since the inception of our relationship. What my doc told me was this:

1) Most people who have HPV don't realize they are carriers, since it can take years to manifest symptoms, if at all. A large portion of the population are passing it on to others without being aware they are doing so. And unless someone has no sexual experience at all, there is no way to identify who infected who or even when the infection occured.

2) There is no cure for HPV. Once you get it, it's for life (like HSV). Your body can (and often does) fight and clear the symptoms of an infection, but you retain the virus.

3)The reason HPV is such a big item on the radar now rather than in the past is because back then, the medical community didn't understand the link between HPV and cancer. In fact, the idea that cancer could be caused by a virus was considered hogwash. It wasn't until this man provided causal evidence and additional research backing up his theory that the idea began to even be considered by the medical community. What was previously dismissed as a harmless little virus has now garnered much more respect and attention.

 

[Trysten]

Been there

Ok fella,
I've been there. Pineapple. It's the key. Get her to eat a ton of it.

You know how asparagus makes everyone's pee smell like asparagus?

Pineapple moves through the lady's system and makes it taste like pineapple. A can of pineapple turns into a box of pineapple.

Even if you don't like pineapple, it's better than the alternative.

 

[Somehowyou]

Ok so my girlfriend and I who are extremely sexually active, have amazing, mind blowing, fireworks sex. There has only been one problem in the bedroom. I have been with her alil over a year, and during that time her lady area has always had a very sour taste. She is a very healthy and active woman, does not eat fastfood, lots of water and fruit. But she has never tasted good. She never has an odor and is a very clean woman. Everytime she wants me to eat her, I kind of get very hesitaint. I love to eat a woman but I really try not to with her. I am afraid to say something to her to hurt her feelings. What could I do to remedy this?

It's pussy for God sakes...what do you expect. You want something that tastes good eat a popsicle. Glad your having sex though!

 

[Nasty_Deeds]

The name of this web site is not Women’s health Today; the name of this web site is Literotica, and it is about adult sexual relationships. The original poster’s question was what to do about the sour taste of his girlfriend’s pussy, not the pros and cons of douche. The fact is ladies, if you want to keep a man, you better learn to keep yourself clean. No matter how many showers you take, or what kind of soap you use, it does not clean soured mucus from inside your vagina, and trust me ladies, no man wants to lap-up yesterdays festering mucus from your pussy.

 

[satindesire]

Did Nasty Deeds REALLY suggest that douching would prevent cervical cancer?!


*gasping with hysterical laughter!*

Oh My Gawd. That is just gold.

How much salvia does one person have to smoke to lose brain cells? Because I think we all know, at this point, he's smoked THAT much.

This is, of course, coming from a guy who thinks attractive prostitutes can't get STDs because they're attractive, like it's a magical pussy force-field or something.

This guy knows about as much about vaginas as a Buddist Monk.

 

[i_am_woodman]

The use of apple cider vinegar as a tonic to correct ph balance has been handed down in my family for generations. The generations before me, I don’t think they even knew what ph balance was, they just knew what was good for certain ailments and situations. When you started feeling a little crappy and sluggish for no apparent reason, try a table spoon of apple cider vinegar. If it tasted like sour apples, you needed a more acid, (they thought citric acid), in your system. When it started tasting like strong vinegar, your system was balanced again. They used apple cider vinegar because the taste would tell you when you’d had enough. There was an old saying back then, “Listen to your body, it will tell you what it needs.”

It’s only been in the last couple of generations that people started talking about ph balance, but I figured that if a woman’s body taste, (or odor), was being caused by ph imbalance, apple cider vinegar should work there too. I have used it as a general tonic, (when needed), since I was a boy, and yes, I have suggested it to a woman or two when their puss didn’t taste so good. You would be surprised at how many women don’t taste all that good. I figured that if I cared for the woman, and planned on sticking around for a while, I might as well try to do something about the taste.

Somebody suggested pineapple. I had forgotten about that. Pineapple is an acidic fruit and works just as well, although I think vinegar may work quicker.

Earlier in the thread, I made a joke suggesting the OP buy his girlfriend a “Strawberry Douche”. At least I thought it was a joke until someone peed on my leg about it, so I Googled it and low-and-behold, someone actually does make a strawberry flavored douche, apparently to improve the taste of oral sex. So maybe that might be an option too.

Another thought came to mind after the OP said his girlfriend’s puss tasted sour. In past generations, it was common for women to use a vinegar douche to keep themselves clean and fresh. Perhaps she is using a vinegar douche and what he tastes the vinegar residue. Just a thought.

Sorry, with a tiny bit of actual chemistry background (3 semesters of High School/Undergrad and some extra "lab time"), SOUR = ACID, BITTER = BASE. Therefore, if this was a chemistry lab instead of someone you care about, you'd dump some baking soda in to neutralize the acid.

From personal experience, I like my wife's pussy the most after a shower - not a douche etc., just rinsed off. If I go deep inside, it's still sour, which is ok, but it's not where her clitoris is. However, my tongue doesn't reach more than 10 or 11 inches, so I usually use my cock at that point... Or, maybe not, but she likes what I do!

 

[Tascha]

http://info.cancerresearchuk.org/cancerstats/types/cervix/incidence/

Cervical cancer incidence and mortality rates have declined substantially in Western countries with screening programmes, such as the UK where incidence rates rank 141st of the 172 countries worldwide and the mortality rate ranks 148th.

I know I was told not to try and get any sense out of Nasty deeds but It seems to me that Cancer research want to argue the toss with him. Also is it not possible that we are showing higher incidence rates of cancers (along with everything else) partly due to the massive advances in diagnostic techniques, and public awareness campaigns being carried out by the world and his wife.

And now I shall apologise for potentially hijacking the thread and leave. Have a great weekend everyone

 

[SweetErika]

Sorry, with a tiny bit of actual chemistry background (3 semesters of High School/Undergrad and some extra "lab time"), SOUR = ACID, BITTER = BASE. Therefore, if this was a chemistry lab instead of someone you care about, you'd dump some baking soda in to neutralize the acid.

From personal experience, I like my wife's pussy the most after a shower - not a douche etc., just rinsed off. If I go deep inside, it's still sour, which is ok, but it's not where her clitoris is. However, my tongue doesn't reach more than 10 or 11 inches, so I usually use my cock at that point... Or, maybe not, but she likes what I do!

Yeah, but there is actually something to combating acid with acid, at least when it comes to the stomach. For instance, my primary doc (who has a strong naturopathic and whole-health viewpoint) suggests taking a tablespoon or two of vinegar instead of calcium carbonate or baking soda for heartburn. The idea is that often the stomach is over-producing acid, so adding some acid will make it realize it doesn't need more and slow the production. Acid-neutralizers like Tums, OTOH, can temporarily help the problem, but the stomach may rebel and actually produce even more acid in response to them.

I don't know if the same principle applies to vaginas (which are supposed to be acidic to keep the natural balance of flora in check), but drinking a bit a vinegar isn't going to hurt most people.

I've never tasted sour, or encountered anyone else who tasted sour. Neither has my husband. Somewhat acidic, yes, but never sour, so I think this is something that should be investigated.