Earth Day Contest Support Thread

[Guest]

Environmentalism... sex... Still no inspiration.

Let's see.

Save the Whales, then fuck.

Hug a Tree, then fuck.

Protect the Rainforests, then fuck.

Marry a Dolphin, then fuck.

Neuter the Men, then fuck.

Eat a Gazelle, then fuck.

Eat the Rich, then fuck.

Aw, just fuck, P.

 

[angela146]

Let's see. Save the Whales, then fuck. Hug a Tree, then fuck.
Protect the Rainforests, then fuck. Marry a Dolphin, then fuck. Neuter the Men, then fuck. Eat a Gazelle, then fuck. Eat the Rich, then fuck. Aw, just fuck, P.

Hmmm... Fucking on the back of a "humpback whale".

Fucking in a tree.

Fucking in the top canopy of a rain forest.

Fucking.... no, let's skip that one...

Um, so we fuck each other after we neuter the men? Can I save a couple of men to play with?

Is a Gazelle strong enough to hold two people fucking? I hear Gazelles are horney. Is that true?

Eating the rich... i.e. oral sex for chicks with lots of money? Where do I sign up? How rich to I have to be? But don't we have to be outside or something?

Just fucking... that's OK with me but we need Mother Nature...

Hey, wait a minute! What about fucking Mother Nature? I'll let someone else make the obvious jokes...

 

[sirhugs]

Hmmm...
Eating the rich... i.e. oral sex for chicks with lots of money? Where do I sign up? How rich to I have to be? But don't we have to be outside or something?

How about on Earth Day environmental terrorists kidnap an Oil executive, threatening to eat him and his family if their demands are not ? As the tension builds, the wife starts thinking of ways to survive....

 

[sirhugs]

Environmentalism... sex...

Still no inspiration.

a sequel to " How to Beat the Winter Blues"..." How to Beat the Springtime Blues" ??

" Still in Lust With You", the outdoor edition?

StepMom ch 7...at the Earth Day rally?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Greetings,

Anxious readers everywhere are wondering when, oh when, Og and Gauche will present us with their entries into this year's Earth Day contest. I came dragging up to warn folks my entry, The Passion of Polly" should be revealed sometime this week.

Sirhugs and Angela, good work folks. I voted early and tried to vote often, but Laurel's got no sense of humor about that.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I just hope these aren't going to be the usual crop about people fucking in tents. Surely someone can find another connection between the wonders of planet Earth and sex besides campfire coitus.

---dr.M.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I just hope these aren't going to be the usual crop about people fucking in tents. Surely someone can find another connection between the wonders of planet Earth and sex besides campfire coitus.

---dr.M.

I did!

What's the idea on dropping a contest story in either the SDC or the Story Feedback Forum?

~lucky

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I just hope these aren't going to be the usual crop about people fucking in tents. Surely someone can find another connection between the wonders of planet Earth and sex besides campfire coitus.

---dr.M.

Hey, back off man. What do want, both good spelling and originality? Damn, this is one tough house.

I'll have you know, good Doctor, that I've managed to work in a forest service fire tower. So there.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Lucky, there's no problem with what you're asking about, except for time. If you're interested, we can do a "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" routine. RF

 

[Guest]

campfire coitus

Brilliant, sounds like a boy-scout badge.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hey, back off man. What do want, both good spelling and originality? Damn, this is one tough house.

I'll have you know, good Doctor, that I've managed to work in a forest service fire tower. So there.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Lucky, there's no problem with what you're asking about, except for time. If you're interested, we can do a "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" routine. RF

I must admit being super intrigued by the fire tower tease!

I've yet to complete my story, but am hoping to wrap it up this evening. I suppose I need to hurry up and get it submitted. I just don't have an editor yet and would prefer a second opinion before putting my name on it and claiming it in public.

Having never entered a contest before, I'm a little nervous. Also, my story has taken a mind of its own and become almost entirely stroke. This isn't my norm and I'm feeling a little cagey about it. But I just figured I'd break one of my own rules and toss a shameless plug up on this thread when it goes up.

RF: Is yours submitted already?

~lucky

 

[sirhugs]

...my story has taken a mind of its own and become almost entirely stroke.
~lucky

and this is bad because ....?????

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Submitted mine. "Pond Clearing"

Not in a tent but in a Youth Hostel.

Too many words though. I don't think many people will read 5,000 before voting.

Jeanne. (wiping pond weed off her boots)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

and this is bad because ....?????

Hopefully it's not bad! Just not my norm. But it sure was fun to write.

Thanks, sirhugs.

~lucky

 

[sirhugs]

Submitted mine. "Pond Clearing"

Not in a tent but in a Youth Hostel.

Too many words though. I don't think many people will read 5,000 before voting.

Jeanne. (wiping pond weed off her boots)

calling all contestants...vote for jeanne!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hmmm... maybe I'll write a version of the Australian joke about American beer? It would fit nicely in the Humor category.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I must admit being super intrigued by the fire tower tease!

I've yet to complete my story, but am hoping to wrap it up this evening. I suppose I need to hurry up and get it submitted. I just don't have an editor yet and would prefer a second opinion before putting my name on it and claiming it in public.

Having never entered a contest before, I'm a little nervous. Also, my story has taken a mind of its own and become almost entirely stroke. This isn't my norm and I'm feeling a little cagey about it. But I just figured I'd break one of my own rules and toss a shameless plug up on this thread when it goes up.

RF: Is yours submitted already?

~lucky

Just think of the, maybe distinctive more than distingushed, company of scribblers you'll have joined once you enter the contest.

After I finish a first draft, I go back over it once every day or so, re-writing and editing. When I can't stomach doing it again, it's time to submit the sucker. I'll probably inflict this one on Lit in a day or two. If that doesn't fit your schedule and you'd still like me to give your story a look, send it by e-mail. More often than not, my PM alert doesn't.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[sirhugs]

Hopefully it's not bad! Just not my norm. But it sure was fun to write.

Thanks, sirhugs.

~lucky

just noticing how this contest has brought out both extremes- jeanne worried hers is too long, lucky worried hers is too , um , er....intense?

 

[Guest]

Well, dr.M. will probably cringe because mine is one of those under the stars by the creek kind of stories (but no tent!).

It's my first ever Earth Day story. I'll try to do better next time. I promise! lol

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Submitted mine. "Pond Clearing"

Not in a tent but in a Youth Hostel.

Too many words though. I don't think many people will read 5,000 before voting.

Jeanne. (wiping pond weed off her boots)

Is this for real? Not reading over 5,000 words? I normally feel a bit cheated when a story is little more than one lit page. I'm near the end of my tale, but I just checked and it's got a tad over 6,000 right now. Would every one else agree that shorter is the way to go? Not that I'd reduce mine, being excessively stubborn and not knowing how to express more by saying less, but I'm just curious.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Is this for real? Not reading over 5,000 words?

Geez, L., don't think about it. Long stories have won, so it's not length that matters. I know within a para or two if I'm going to read on, and then the length is of no consequence (kind of the same with cocks, up to a point ). Your work I already know, so just get it finished and post it.

P.

 

[oggbashan]

Is short good?

Unlike Jeanne, I have kept my Earth Day story very short.

My first draft came to 713 words so I had to add a few.

"Hedgehog Feud" is submitted by not yet up.

I'll probably write another of more normal (for me) length over the next few days. No tents this time.

Og

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Is short good?

Unlike Jeanne, I have kept my Earth Day story very short.

My first draft came to 713 words so I had to add a few.

"Hedgehog Feud" is submitted by not yet up.

I'll probably write another of more normal (for me) length over the next few days. No tents this time.

Og

Og,

Are you feeling okay? Seven hundred words usually doesn't qualify as a lengthy opening to your preamble. Have you been sneaking around the Reader's Digest magazines at your local library?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cookiejar]

I'm shooting for low man(woman?) on the totem pole. My story will be in Letters and Transcripts and it's non-erotic to boot. Talk about the kiss of death.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm shooting for low man(woman?) on the totem pole. My story will be in Letters and Transcripts and it's non-erotic to boot. Talk about the kiss of death.

Oh boy, that should make you a SERIOUS contender. I guess the rest of us will have to rely on tedious verbage, weak plots, flat characters, dull sex scenes and all the other facets of our well-honed incompetence.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE

Well, despite Cookiejar unleashing that WMD (writing of mass destruction) I've just submitted my entry into the Earth Day contest. Because this immodest "First Time" exercise in literary lameness reaches a soaring climax, so to speak, at the top of a forestry service fire tower, it's been branded, "Towering Passion."

With that title, maybe I've got a chance for the coveted runner-up to last place trophy.

Rumple Foreskin