Dramaaaaaa!!!!!
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Palamino19
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He'll need to give you a strictly platonic oiling up. Because he's your artsy friend, you know, the kind who can help you shave those hard to reach areas while you talk about your favorite episode of Little House on the Prairie.
Lord Pmann
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I also like that she got in the car and drove home while higher than giraffe pussy.
Garnate
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My problem is I can't find a dude through a dating site that will fuck me. All they want to be is friends!
They make it very clear before we even meet that they're only on the dating site looking for platonic friendship. WHERE ARE THE MEN THAT WANT TO GET LAID?!?!? For safety! lol
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Who goes into someone's bedroom that they've just met...just to hang out?
*raises hand* me, in my early twenties, hopelessly, painfully naive. I'm going to go ahead and blame both the bible thumpers and the lesbians who raised me for overlooking "the talk".
You know, I think her outrage is very real, but misdirected. I think this is actually about punishing her husband for leaving her in a vulnerable position.
She's probably just very pissed at him and this is part of an epic passive-aggressive dig that will likely be brought up for years to come.
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Feel me or nah?
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PeteHulbert37
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Oh no. I've come to expect only selfies from you. If someone else is taking them, a small fortune could be made with the right home code.
spacekowboy
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Consider this stolen.
Lord Pmann
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Of course, man. Feel free to use any pmannism you like.
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exactly. nail meet head.
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I just watched an episode of the show Benders (which is fantastic) and the Asian dude said he was higher than a giraffe's ass. Good stuff.
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I get this, and this would be my hope. Unfortunately, I have every other one of her posts to back up what an entitled victim she has played for most, if not all of, her life. She's never wrong and her views and opinions might as well be fact because arguing anything with her will get you nowhere. If she read every comment in this thread, she wouldn't agree with anyone and she would have plenty to say about how scary and real her brush with almost-sexual-abuse was. She makes a point to be constantly up in arms about something she feels victimized for. I honestly don't know how she can live like that.
Lord Pmann
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No, it's more likely that she likes to be the victim. She's 1/95th Cherokee or some shit and she cries about that. (Ratio and race may not actually be true, but she is a dope, nonetheless)
She's happy to play the victim. I'm not saying the guy is blameless. But did she ever use the word "no"?
And furthermore, why the fuck would you meet a strange man who has already expressed sexual interest, lay in his bed with a passed out husband and expect anything less? I'm not saying it's right. It is not. But I'm saying, it's to be expected. It's like standing on the street blindfolded and stepping out into oncoming traffic. Should they stop, even if it's dumb as hell? Yes. Will they likely stop? No.
Palamino19
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My problem is I can't find a dude through a dating site that will fuck me. All they want to be is friends!
I have read that this very website has forums populated by men with a minimum 8" penis length who will 'fuck your shit' like your shit had not previously been fucked.
You can thank me later. Go, go forth, get that shit of yours as fucked as you want your shit fucked, and then fuck that shit again.
Vaya con dios, slutty internet lady! Via con dios!
spacekowboy
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I'll have to check it out and see if it's I Netflix.
Garnate
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You should definitely post more.
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That pisses me off even more.
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It's like if Slapshot was a series. I doubt it's hit Netflix yet.
spacekowboy
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Judging strictly by the small sample size of this thread, this newb is growing on me.
Lorilei
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You're frequently absolutely certain, and even more frequently absolutely incorrect.
Garnate
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Same here. If they make a cream for that, I don't want it!
-Garnate, at her last physical exam
Palamino19
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It's too hard to type while playing with my unnaturally massive plantain. I am sorry.
Garnate
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If I had a dollar for every time I've asked him "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong 100% of the time?" during my tenure here, I could probably buy a big, fancy dog bed for my dog to sleep on.
Also, I'm in the market for a big, fancy dog bed.
Garnate
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I get that. I usually just let my giant penis do the typing.
Aphro
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My problem is I can't find a dude through a dating site that will fuck me. All they want to be is friends!
Garnate, try playing Words With Friends on Facebook.
I'm totally not shitting you. Community Match. It's insane.
