Down and out in Oklahoma

[JackLuis]

Police: Doughnut thief pees, offers officer sex[/QUOTE]

 

[R. Richard]

This has to be a death penalty case. Not for the seriousness of the crimes, which are petty. No, the aim has to be to kill the stupid bitch before she breeds. We have to at least try to improve the gene pool. JMNTHO.

 

[Handley_Page]

This has to be a death penalty case. Not for the seriousness of the crimes, which are petty. No, the aim has to be to kill the stupid bitch before she breeds. We have to at least try to improve the gene pool. JMNTHO.

Settle for sterilisation ?

 

[ishtat]

Before you execute her, sterilise her, or whatever other over the top punishment one can think of, might it not be reasonable to ask whether she needs some help?

 

[Handley_Page]

Before you execute her, sterilise her, or whatever other over the top punishment one can think of, might it not be reasonable to ask whether she needs some help?

Oh, that's a given.

 

[TxRad]

Oh, that's a given.

Is it?

Maybe she was drunk or high and had the munchies. That explains the donut.

Maybe she had to pee and the clerk at the story refused to let her use the one there. I know that would piss me off.

As for soliciting the cop, well, that happens more than most people think. Some women have a kink for men in uniform.

None of these this are really a problem. Well, unless you do them all in one night. Then there might be a small problem like you need to stop drinking.

Anywho, I know quite a few guys who have done far worse and only got a ride home for it.