Doomsday Preppers

[islandman]

Correction, it had a twix.

Never buy and keep the caramel ones around me.

*belch*

I figure you can feed a tribe of 20 for at least 5 days.

 

[MonaLittle]

I have a bug out bag. It contains a utility knife, some fishing wire and a Twix.

And plenty of wits.

That settles it! You're on my team.

You think I'd look good in those pumps?

I don' think I have the feet nor legs for it.

I'd also have to shave my legs.

Is Petey worth all the trouble?

Yes ...oh ..Yess...yessssssss

 

[IndieSnob]

I figure you can feed a tribe of 20 for at least 5 days.

That is the most flattering way in which I have been called chunky before.

You say the nicest things.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am not worried. I am sure that the million people in Denver and Front Range of Colorado will all remain calm and orderly. I am sure we will find a way to feed everybody and keep them warm.

Yup. No problem.

 

[Riles]

At the first sign of trouble, you need to start making jerky

...but you're likely right.

 

[Saint Peter]

I figure you can feed a tribe of 20 for at least 5 days.

Leftovers again?

 

[islandman]

Leftovers again?

You can make us Rocky Mountain oysters using Riles' cattle.

 

[MonaLittle]

You can make us Rocky Mountain oysters using Riles' cattle.

Im not falling for the old Rocky Mountain Oysters, again

 

[Saint Peter]

You can make us Rocky Mountain oysters using Riles' cattle.

That will go well with your Chewed Gum and Ciggy Butt Soup.

It is all about working with what you have to work with.

 

[koalabear]

Feed your pets in the good times, they will feed you in the bad times.

 

[Saint Peter]

Im not falling for the old Rocky Mountain Oysters, again

Moo!!

 

[islandman]

Im not falling for the old Rocky Mountain Oysters, again

But Petey makes it with his secret sauce.

That will go well with your Chewed Gum and Ciggy Butt Soup.

It is all about working with what you have to work with.

There's a Costco not too far away.

 

[MonaLittle]

Moo!!

Nice oysters!

That's the doomsday equivalent of "nice shoes"

 

[JohnnySavage]

You guys have strayed rather far afield. None of you have the requisite attention span to survive the dark times.

 

[Riles]

You can make us Rocky Mountain oysters using Riles' cattle.

Taking into account that there are only 3 in tact males existing on my farm at the moment, your solution only feeds 6 people.

Or 12 if you slice 'em in half.

 

[islandman]

Nice oysters!

That's the doomsday equivalent of "nice shoes"

I think you meant, "Nice oysters, would you like to ensure a diverse gene pool while repopulating the Earth?"

 

[MonaLittle]

You guys have strayed rather far afield. None of you have the requisite attention span to survive the dark times.

That will change when we watch it

Time and channel?

 

[MonaLittle]

I think you meant, "Nice oysters, would you like to ensure a diverse gene pool while repopulating the Earth?"

What would I do without you?

 

[JohnnySavage]

That will change when we watch it

Time and channel?

It was on last night, so Tuesdays at 9! History Channel I think.

 

[JohnnySavage]

NatGeo

And I forgot about the idiot that shot his thumb off showing the camera crew how prepared he was.

 

[MonaLittle]

It was on last night, so Tuesdays at 9! History Channel I think.

Remind me next week

 

[islandman]

Taking into account that there are only 3 in tact males existing on my farm at the moment, your solution only feeds 6 people.

Or 12 if you slice 'em in half.

Here's a question for you:

If cows need to be milked every X hours, what happens after a few days? Do their udders explode?

 

[Sean]

Being a HUGE fan of these quarky reality shows

You have reality shows set in CERN and FERMILAB? Cool, when are they on?

 

[islandman]

NatGeo

And I forgot about the idiot that shot his thumb off showing the camera crew how prepared he was.

I enjoyed watching the guy who trolls the LA river in search of his next salad.

 

[islandman]

What would I do without you?

I'm like the leathermen of islandmen.