Doomsday Preppers

[JohnnySavage]

twinkies...dry milk...hot cinnamon candy. Ok..I can pretend it's the same...all the colors are correct.

Don't forget the dehydrated water. It will be much lighter to carry.

 

[Honey123]

Don't forget the dehydrated water. It will be much lighter to carry.

ooh..now you're just tryin' to confuse me!

 

[Saint Peter]

I would love to see you city fucks living off the land.

Maybe make a show out of that.

 

[IndieSnob]

I would love to see you city fucks living off the land.

Maybe make a show out of that.

I know one thing that won't survive Doomsday...

That shitty driveway paving job of yours.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I would love to see you city fucks living off the land.

Maybe make a show out of that.

Me too! These people won't even eat from a buffet, how will they survive on Ramps and Opossum stew?

 

[Honey123]

Me too! These people won't even eat from a buffet, how will they survive on Ramps and Opossum stew?

will it be served family style?

 

[Saint Peter]

When the food and power are gone it is going to get nasty.

 

[JohnnySavage]

will it be served family style?

Right from the pot with everyone stabbing a piece with their hunting knife.

 

[Fuckette]

Colorado Rocky Mountain School

 

[Honey123]

When the food and power are gone it is going to get nasty.

when it thunders, will you hold me?

 

[Honey123]

Right from the pot with everyone stabbing a piece with their hunting knife.

that's fine. I'd just be worried where Petey's fingers were....

 

[SomeLikeIt]

Aaha, a post-apocalyptic world. Someone should make a videogame about that. Bet that would sell.

 

[IndieSnob]

I'll keep all the women safe in my basement, because Petey lures innocent women into his basement by talking about his cat, only to do horribly vile things to them...like having them dress up in their church clothing.

Just makes me feel sick for those poor ladies.

 

[Riles]

The show sparked a conversation between Mr. Riles and I about what would happen to our livestock.

My poor cows would be picked off during the night...thieving bastards!

 

[JohnnySavage]

The show sparked a conversation between Mr. Riles and I about what would happen to our livestock.

My poor cows would be picked off during the night...thieving bastards!

At the first sign of trouble, you need to start making jerky

 

[MonaLittle]

Is this a good show to watch together?!?!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Is this a good show to watch together?!?!

Only if you enjoy snarky commentary about what they are doing wrong!

 

[MonaLittle]

Only if you enjoy snarky commentary about what they are doing wrong!

I like a little Snark every now and then.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like a little Snark every now and then.

Snark me, Baby!

 

[IndieSnob]

I guess I need gams like Mona in order to get Petey's attention...

 

[koalabear]

You people would be begging the Amish for raw milk.

 

[MonaLittle]

I guess I need gams like Mona in order to get Petey's attention...

It's the shoes

 

[islandman]

I have a bug out bag. It contains a utility knife, some fishing wire and a Twix.

And plenty of wits.

 

[IndieSnob]

It's the shoes

You think I'd look good in those pumps?

I don' think I have the feet nor legs for it.

I'd also have to shave my legs.

Is Petey worth all the trouble?

 

[IndieSnob]

I have a bug out bag. It contains a utility knife, some fishing wire and a Twix.

And plenty of wits.

Correction, it had a twix.

Never buy and keep the caramel ones around me.

*belch*