Dontcha hate it when...?

[DirtyGrl]

A song gets stuck in your head... Like this one.....

DirtyGrl
When I was a young lad I used to like girls,
I'd play with their corsets and fondle their curls.
'Till one day, my lady I caught with some churl,
Now you'd never get treated that way by a moose.

Chorus
Moose, moose, I likes a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had lots of lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

Now when I'm in mood for a very good lay,
I go to my closet and get me some hay.
I go to my window and spread it around.
'Cause moose always come when there's hay on the ground.

Chorus...

Gorillas are all right on Saturday night,
Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight.
But it's just not the same when you slam your caboose,
As the feeling you get when you humps with a moose.

Chorus

I've done it with beasties with long flowing hair,
I'd do it with snakes if their fangs were not there.
I've done it with walrus, a monkey, and goose,
But it's just not the same when you screw with a moose.

Chorus

Now that I am old and advanced in my years,
I look back on my life and shed me no tears.
As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matheus,
Playing Hide-The-Salami with Melba the Moose.

Chorus...

The original author of this... infamous... song has come forward! Tom Payton

 

[SilverVeil]

Yeah .... but mine are usually the annoying ones like the Smurf song or It's a Small World.

 

[estevie]

Yeah .... but mine are usually the annoying ones like the Smurf song or It's a Small World.

Damnit!

*wanders away humming "It's a Small World" *

 

[alexandraaah]

mine are usually ads...like that chile's "baby back baby back baby back i want my baby back baby back..."
-or-
"walking in the winter wonderland"
never fails.

*shrugs, knowing her day is doomed.*

 

[tn_8tiv]

Damnit!

*wanders away humming "It's a Small World" *

Crap, who had to bring up "It's a Small World" <trying to shake the tune from my head>

 

[Vinny]

Barney

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too.
Hopefully this song won't ruin yalls day

 

[Summery]

Re: Barney

I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too.
Hopefully this song won't ruin yalls day

Pure Evil!

 

[Vinny]

Re: Re: Barney

Pure Evil!

Not as evil as you teasing me with that AV. Dayum woman, I love them legs and would like them squeezing my head.

 

[plasticman33]

Damnit!

*wanders away humming "It's a Small World" *

Damnit is right! *it's a small world, after all.....it's a small world after all* Echoing in my brain!

 

[bluemuse]

I worked with children for several years, so I always had childrens songs running through my head. I would come home and put on the loudest, raunchiest, rock and roll to chase those nursery school songs out of my head.

I once went on a 7 hour motorcycle ride (with 2 stops) with the same song going over and over in my head.

"Head, shoulders, knees and toes.....knees and toes" Aaaaaaaaarrrgghh!!!!!

bluemuse