Don't Just Fuck

[Liar]

Fuck with the proper equipment.

AH, meet the Body Bouncer

http://www.bodybouncer.com/Trot.gif http://www.bodybouncer.com/Flexer.gif http://www.bodybouncer.com/Plunger.gif

Fake? Probably, but still worth a visit. Check out the promo video, pure comedy.

#L

 

[CharleyH]

Fuck with the proper equipment.

AH, meet the Body Bouncer

http://www.bodybouncer.com/Trot.gif http://www.bodybouncer.com/Flexer.gif http://www.bodybouncer.com/Plunger.gif

Fake? Probably, but still worth a visit. Check out the promo video, pure comedy.

#L

It looks like the safest sex I have ever seen! (as in I do not see a hole )

 

[Liar]

It looks like the safest sex I have ever seen! (as in I do not see a hole )

http://www.bodybouncer.com/Bouncer.gif

 

[Guest]

Fuck with the proper equipment.

AH, meet the Body Bouncer

http://www.bodybouncer.com/Trot.gif http://www.bodybouncer.com/Flexer.gif http://www.bodybouncer.com/Plunger.gif

Fake? Probably, but still worth a visit. Check out the promo video, pure comedy.

#L

Oh, my.

Humans (or Americans) have gotten so fat they can't even fuck properly?

I'm embarrased, I ashamed, I'm annoyed, I'm -

Well, the promo video is kinda hot.

As of matter of fact, this would have come in handy three years ago when I broke my ankle.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, my.

Humans (or Americans) have gotten so fat they can't even fuck properly?

I'm embarrased, I ashamed, I'm annoyed, I'm -

Well, the promo video is kinda hot.

As of matter of fact, this would have come in handy three years ago when I broke my ankle.

Translation: She's taking one.

 

[CharleyH]

http://www.bodybouncer.com/Bouncer.gif

LOL. Trampoline fun!

 

[Liar]

Oh, my.

Humans (or Americans) have gotten so fat they can't even fuck properly?

That's what the guy who mailed me the link first though, but it says in there that the weight limit on it is 225 pounds. Which is big, but not humongous.

Kind of suspicious that they can't produce anything but CG pics of it, and are taking orders via credit card. The pice tag for some steel pipe and a rubber blanket is pretty damn steep too.

 

[logophile]

Sarahhh -

If you get one, can I help you play with it?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

LOL. Trampoline fun!

Trampoline? Been there, done that. I'll pass. It was far less fun than what I expected. Of course, if she'd done something besides lay there...



I can't say this would interest me, were it real, but to tell the truth, those little foam cushions they have in men's magazines (I'm thinking Men's Fitness/Men's Health) specifically shaped for better positioning... I might be interested in one of those. We still do the work, but it gives us the angle without anyone pulling a muscle.

Q_C

 

[CharleyH]

Trampoline? Been there, done that. I'll pass. It was far less fun than what I expected. Of course, if she'd done something besides lay there...



Q_C

Its the man who is laying in this case, which is typical SSSarah has it right .

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Its the man who is laying in this case, which is typical SSSarah has it right .

Well, if she really has gotten too fat to fuck properly, maybe this'll help her, along with some walking and a few Subway sandwiches with Jared.

Q_C

 

[NoJo]

It looks like the TV remote would keep falling through the hole. I'll stick with the mattress.

 

[The_Fool]

Friend of mine is in the business and likes these better. They also come in black with restraints.....

 

[NoJo]

I'll never look at the play corner in a nursery school room the same way again.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Friend of mine is in the business and likes these better. They also come in black with restraints.....

Those are the ones I meant.

I like...

Q_C

 

[Guest]

But, whatever happened to naked flesh on naked flesh? Too kinky? Oh, ok...



American prudes.

 

[Guest]

Friend of mine is in the business and likes these better. They also come in black with restraints.....

Oooh. I like those, too.

 

[The_Fool]

But, whatever happened to naked flesh on naked flesh? Too kinky? Oh, ok...



American prudes.

There are a few out there.....

 

[Guest]

There are a few out there.....

What, kinky buggers? Quick, lock up your daughters!

 

[The_Fool]

What, kinky buggers? Quick, lock up your daughters!

Lock 'em up in handcuffs to the wedge? Works for me.....

You we would have to lock up, ass up. And bring the belt.....

 

[Guest]

Lock 'em up in handcuffs to the wedge? Works for me.....

You we would have to lock up, ass up. And bring the belt.....

You know me so well. I'm touched.











I wish!

 

[minsue]

Whoohoo!!! Better fucking for the lazy! I'm in.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Just set it up over the Sybian and you're ready to go.

 

[CharleyH]

Well, if she really has gotten too fat to fuck properly, maybe this'll help her, along with some walking and a few Subway sandwiches with Jared.

Q_C

What is fat, really? People make fun. What is skinny? People make fun of that, too. People are sans happy beings. As example: I watched 'War of the Worlds' recently, and all I could think was who the HELL would want to invade America?

 

[minsue]

What is fat, really? People make fun. What is skinny? People make fun of that, too. People are sans happy beings. As example: I watched 'War of the Worlds' recently, and all I could think was who the HELL would want to invade America?

The whole of Europe, once upon a time....