Don't flirt with Mischka

[Never]

No, it's not.
Jessica is Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Mischka, supposedly, looks just like her.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No, it's not.
Jessica is Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Mischka, supposedly, looks just like her.

your jealous cause you dont got one Neverkins. But I'll do ya anyway...

Jessica, knows it all (And nasty, NO it isnt her name)

 

[nasty]

BAH. You called her Jessica, and, now I find out it isn't here name. Don't dpo that to me, I've had a long day.

 

[Dillinger]

Mmmmm Mischka... I LOVE your new AV... very nice - very HOT - very sexy. So.. *taking your hand and smiling in your eyes* - tell me about yourself? Your hopes? Your dreams? Your desires?

 

[Mike Hammer]

Would bending her over and putting my cock in her snatch be flirting? If so how much is the fine and can I pay in advance?

 

[Mischka]

You people are incorrigible. Never's commandment against flirting with me stems from my complete lack of talent in the area. In short, I royally suck at flirting and as such I have no desire to flaunt my talentless self any more than necessary. In fact, I don't think I've ever flirted in real life, either.

So I stand in awe of those here that are adept at the fine art of flirting. I'll go back to my little hovel now, and await the ever-so-serious threads where my inadequacies are not so apparent.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey Mish. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? I'm a bi-virgin so be nice to me. cymbi said we could borrow her whips, chains, and spreader bar if we let her watch.

 

[Mischka]

KM

Thanks! They're new. And as long as no flirting is involved, that sounds fine to me. I already have whips, and if we substitute silk ropes for chains, I'm covered there as well. Plus I have some candle wax that might compliment the spreader bar. When are you guys coming over? I'll make sure the bar is stocked and whip up some light snacks to keep our energy levels up.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not sure when cym's available, but maybe we should pencil it in for Thursday night? I'm looking pretty clear then. Hmm, I've got a slightly chewed on double headed dildo, think we could use that or should I pick up a strap-on along the way?

 

[lavender]

 

[bluespoke]

Lavender

Can I have some prints please?

 

[Mischka]

I'm not sure when cym's available, but maybe we should pencil it in for Thursday night? I'm looking pretty clear then. Hmm, I've got a slightly chewed on double headed dildo, think we could use that or should I pick up a strap-on along the way?

Thursday will work for me. I think Mr. Mischka has a hockey game that night, so we'll have the place to ourselves. And why not bring both the double headed dildo and the strap-on? You never know what mood we'll be in.

Hey lavy, do you have your own camera, or do you want to borrow my digital camera/camcorder? Then we can upload the images instantly to www.bivirginsluts.com.

 

[Harbinger]

how 'bout that! www.bivirginsluts.com is still an availible domain. maybe somebody should register it.