Don't flirt with Mischka

[Never]

Flirting with Mischka = bad.
Don't do it. Ever.
Never flirt with Mischka.
Not on the board, not in PMs, not in IMs, and not in real life.
Mischka does not flirt.
She does not like flirting.

By the bi, Mischka is spelled.
M, like moose.
I, like icky.
S, like sand.
C, like chicken.
K, like kitten.
A, like aquarius.

Not Mishka, not miscke, not Mississippi.

So, to review.

Don't flirt with M-I-S-C-H-K-A.

 

[modest mouse]

I have no will power in this regard, simply mailing in the fines to Never will be my response. Spend it wisely.

 

[Angel]

By the bi, Mischka is spelled.
M, like moose.
I, like icky.
S, like sand.
C, like chicken.
K, like kitten.
A, like aquarius.

Hhehe

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Her name Is JESSICA

And I wasnt flirting... I was serious.

Say Hi to Roger for me Jessica

 

[Never]

In that case, I thank you for your generosity, I am graciously excepting all donations to the Never fund.

PS: All misspellings of her name will also result in a fine that can also be mailed to me.

 

[april-wine]

H for......hidden

 

[Angel]

PS: All misspellings of her name will also result in a fine that can also be mailed to me.

Hehe, you gonna fine yourself?

 

[april-wine]

Never is hereby fined three hours watching Juspars penis av............lol

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hehe, you gonna fine yourself?

LMAO - fuck, Angel - you made me spew my wine all over the screen. I ask you, is that anyway to treat the woman you love?

 

[Mischka]

Never, flirt with Mischka.

You know, this is the first time I've been compared to a moose.

 

[Angel]

Aww, sorry Ruby!

If it's any consolation, I'm on my 8th beer and I spilled my last one all over my jeans.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Wrong sort of wet spot... now how to give you the right one...


Licky!

 

[Never]

Never is hereby fined three hours watching Juspars penis av............lol

Shy Tall Guy:
“No realistic scenarios that I can think of.”

Cruel and unusual punishment!
Errr, that was done deliberately.. to test everyone. Yeah, that’s it. I know how to spell Mischka. I do.
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[Rubyfruit]

Aww, sorry Ruby!

If it's any consolation, I'm on my 8th beer and I spilled my last one all over my jeans.

Can I come over and suck you dry?

 

[Angel]

Licky licks?

 

[Angel]

Can I come over and suck you dry?

!!!!!!!!!


(Isn't Never adorable?)

 

[seXieleXie]

but she so smart and cool can't i flirt with her just a little?

i know she's married and all... but i can't help but want her for my own

 

[lobito]

doesn't even like me, why would I flirt with?

 

[april-wine]

but she so smart and cool can't i flirt with her just a little?

i know she's married and all... but i can't help but want her for my own

my dreams crushed again

 

[Never]

Never <- Adorable

(At least according to Angel)

By the way, MiscHka is better than any moose that I've met. (Having never met a moose)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Never <- Adorable

(At least according to Angel)

Never according to chef?

 

[nasty]

Well, since Lexie's here, I don't need Jessica. Sorry, but, bite me, Jess. Oh, wait. That could be considered flirting. Forgot it.

 

[Mischka]

doesn't even like me, why would I flirt with?

Was this directed at me? If so, am I not supposed to like you? I missed the memo. I don't recall not liking you, in fact I was under the opposite impression.

 

[seXieleXie]

jessica? who is jessica?

 

[nasty]

jessica? who is jessica?

It's Mischka's RLN.