Don Quixote Porn Parody

[MatthewVett]

So I'm working on a new story, and it's essentially a porn/erotica parody of Don Quixote. Old man reads too much erotica, addles his brains, goes crazy, and now he's traveling around the countryside, believing that what he read in erotica is the truest history of the world and that people act as they do in erotica and porno.

So anyways, for that, I need some ideas for scenarios he'll encounter and try to solve in his erotica-centric ways. Any ideas? Really, I want to take the piss out of some erotica tropes I already hate, so feel free to unleash.

For instance, I hate how in so many incest stories, all it takes for siblings to start fucking is like, one naked sighting, and then everyone's just okay with it.

 

[hmmnmm]

he goes to a county where he just happens to have a slew of cousins who happen to be twins and triplets? Family reunion - with cousins who happen to be twins and triplets? And where no aunt is gray and wrinkled? And everyone is always super super horny? And the hero has come to save them all with his most heroic cock?

 

[Carnevil9]

Well, I love porn and erotica, and I also love Don Quixote. But I am having trouble seeing how the twain shall meet.

One possibility is that DQ is a huge believer in porn. That would require that he seek out chaste, sex-free situations and try to inject eroticism into them. Leading virtuous ladies into compromising positions, urging young men to jump the bones of the maidens in the neighborhood; that sort of thing.

The other possibility is the opposite: he roams the countryside, finding erotic situations and trying to defuse them, returning the perpetrators to lives of goodness and chastity. Turning whores away from their wicked ways, and entreating debauching men to return to their plows and families.

Either could work, but each one has an element of non-eroticism in it. I'm not trying to dissuade you, because it sounds like it has great potential, but I just don't see how it could work. Here's hoping there is someone smarter than me out there!......Carney

 

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Old man reads too much erotica, addles his brains, goes crazy, and now he's traveling around the countryside, believing that what he read in erotica is the truest history of the world and that people act as they do in erotica and porno.

So anyways, for that, I need some ideas for scenarios he'll encounter and try to solve in his erotica-centric ways.

Here on Lit, this isn't so much an idea for a fictional story as it is an idea for a documentary.

Just go to the Personals section, maybe stop by Fetish and Sexuality Central, and you'll be able to gather all the material you need as you see this scenario played out again and again.