Doing my part to lighten the day after for all Rams Fans

[Kymberley]

This might explain it all!!!

1. Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game.

2. Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

3. Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Rams player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

4. Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
A: The Edward Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown there.

5. Q: Why doesn't East St. Louis have a professional football team?
A: Because then St. Louis would want one.

6. Q: Why was Mike Martz upset when the Rams' playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.


7. Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

8. Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
A: The St. Louis Rams.

9. Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

10. Q: How can you tell when the St. Louis Rams are going to run the football?
A: Kurt Warner leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

 

[Linedrive]

And too think I wasted my third round fantasy pick on Kurt Warner

 

[Kymberley]

Where is Lobito when I want him to see something?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

And too think I wasted my third round fantasy pick on Kurt Warner

Shoulda gone with Rich Gannon.

 

[lobito]

Re: Where is Lobito when I want him to see something?

Present and accounted for ma'am.

I haven't a clue what's gone and happened to "our" Rams. I spent the last week in Colorado, and I think I'm going to adopt the Broncos for this season.

Lo

 

[glamorilla]

i see ram as a really romantic fun guy. i bet a date with him would be like being back in high school so dinner would have to be someplace stylish without pretense and then maybe afterwards going to an arcade and hanging out and stuff before,well. you know.

 

[glamorilla]

oh.

wrong ram.

sorry.

 

[Silverluna]

gawd...i used to live in St. charles...well between St. Charles and St. Peters....glad to see Saint Louis hasnt changed much...still have the witty sarcasm!!

 

[Silverluna]

i see ram as a really romantic fun guy. i bet a date with him would be like being back in high school so dinner would have to be someplace stylish without pretense and then maybe afterwards going to an arcade and hanging out and stuff before,well. you know.

i totally agree....

 

[Kymberley]

Re: Re: Where is Lobito when I want him to see something?

Present and accounted for ma'am.

I haven't a clue what's gone and happened to "our" Rams. I spent the last week in Colorado, and I think I'm going to adopt the Broncos for this season.

Lo

After what happened to them on Monday, I think maybe we should just concentrate on our Cards.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Die RAMS... you can start winning next week, ok.

 

[Kymberley]

Well it didn't happen this week either.

Die RAMS... you can start winning next week, ok.

Grrrrrrrrr what the hell is wrong with those guys?

Did they forget there was a game today and just pick a random group of fans from the stands to act as players?

Hell that can't be the answer, the fans would have won.

 

[lobito]

um, I take it they lost today?

*ducks just in case*

 

[Marxist]

They lost.















































Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......