Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

So, what "useful" phrases DO you remember then?

I used to know go fornicate off... but I forgot it... must be 'cos I'm such a polite young lady

Gotta go finish cooking dinner or the yeti will be phoning childline again... back later

 

[big salami]

Gotta go for now, I've found I DO have a life to lead after all!!

Might be back later though once I see how exciting Corro's gonna be tonight!! LMAO

 

[bodthemod]

Cold lager is already in the fridge

I have massage oil

possibly... depends on how big you are

If you want to translate english to welsh invest in a dictionary... those sites never work and believe me I've tried a few. I try them with phrases I know are right and usually get gibberish back

Hope its not canned lager

Got a bucket load of massage oil I could bring with me... sounds like I would need at least a week to massage the knots out of you !

Not as slim as I once was... thank fuck for that... used to be a bloody stick... anyway... if the shower aint big enough for the both of us, you could always pop down here... mine is massive ! (the shower I mean !)

As to dictionaries... ... far too much like hard work...

 

[WantonWitch]

Gotta go for now, I've found I DO have a life to lead after all!!

Might be back later though once I see how exciting Corro's gonna be tonight!! LMAO

Enjoy both dinner and Corrie

 

[WantonWitch]

Hope its not canned lager

Got a bucket load of massage oil I could bring with me... sounds like I would need at least a week to massage the knots out of you !

Not as slim as I once was... thank fuck for that... used to be a bloody stick... anyway... if the shower aint big enough for the both of us, you could always pop down here... mine is massive ! (the shower I mean !)

As to dictionaries... ... far too much like hard work...

Not once I've put it into a glass

massage all the knots out and I'm 3 inches taller

Lol... my description of myself is " a skinny wretch'

Great... I ache all over and you expect me to drive down there

 

[bodthemod]

Not once I've put it into a glass

massage all the knots out and I'm 3 inches taller

Lol... my description of myself is " a skinny wretch'

Great... I ache all over and you expect me to drive down there

Always prefered tall slim ladies anyway... helps if you are 6'3"... dont have to keep looking down at ladies... get a bad pain in the neck after a while !

As to driving down... now... did I say that... grab a taxi or should I send the Limo ?

 

[WantonWitch]

Always prefered tall slim ladies anyway... helps if you are 6'3"... dont have to keep looking down at ladies... get a bad pain in the neck after a while !

As to driving down... now... did I say that... grab a taxi or should I send the Limo ?

Don't have to tell me about bad neck lol... I blame the problem with mine on being with a 6ft2 in guy for 22 years... all that looking up

Yup you guessed it... I'm a short, skinny wretch only 5ft2

Send the limo... I may fall asleep on the way

 

[bodthemod]

Don't have to tell me about bad neck lol... I blame the problem with mine on being with a 6ft2 in guy for 22 years... all that looking up

Yup you guessed it... I'm a short, skinny wretch only 5ft2

Send the limo... I may fall asleep on the way

Shit... I'd be even worse for you then !

Btw... dont really have a preference for a "type" or "shape" of woman... afterall, you are really only making love to their brain... and its what naughty thoughts are contained within "said brain" that really counts

Dont plan on sleeping... I might just be in there when it turns up at your door !

 

[WantonWitch]

Shit... I'd be even worse for you then !

Btw... dont really have a preference for a "type" or "shape" of woman... afterall, you are really only making love to their brain... and its what naughty thoughts are contained within "said brain" that really counts

Dont plan on sleeping... I might just be in there when it turns up at your door !

Lol... think I'm genetically programmed to like 'em tall... tried dating/kissing shorter guys... just doesn't feel right

And yeah... if you can't excite the mind then you may as well just get a good nights sleep

Oh good... you can serve me a lager and start the massage early

 

[bodthemod]

Lol... think I'm genetically programmed to like 'em tall... tried dating/kissing shorter guys... just doesn't feel right

And yeah... if you can't excite the mind then you may as well just get a good nights sleep

Oh good... you can serve me a lager and start the massage early

Talk about being genetically programmed, my mum's only 5' 2", my sis-in-law is 5' 1" and my ex was 5' dead... attraction to short lasses must be in my genes !!!

Lager ??? in a Limo ??? Isn't that sacriligious ??? Can't one be excommunicated from the Limo owners club for that ???

 

[WantonWitch]

Talk about being genetically programmed, my mum's only 5' 2", my sis-in-law is 5' 1" and my ex was 5' dead... attraction to short lasses must be in my genes !!!

Lager ??? in a Limo ??? Isn't that sacriligious ??? Can't one be excommunicated from the Limo owners club for that ???

It happens that way I've noticed.... and they've all suffered from neckache


I'm a pagan... sacriligious doesn't come into it

But if it bothers you that much, pack the brandy

 

[bodthemod]

It happens that way I've noticed.... and they've all suffered from neckache


I'm a pagan... sacriligious doesn't come into it

But if it bothers you that much, pack the brandy

Best lay down then... no neck ache either way !!!

Weren't you planning to be a nun or something the other day ??? How does that fit into your wiccan philosophy ?

Ragnaud Sabourin or Hennesey XO ?

 

[WantonWitch]

Best lay down then... no neck ache either way !!!

Weren't you planning to be a nun or something the other day ??? How does that fit into your wiccan philosophy ?

Ragnaud Sabourin or Hennesey XO ?

Borin' laying down all the time

hey it's a free place to live with no temptations...

The latter please, no ice... in fact just a glass does nicely

 

[bodthemod]

Borin' laying down all the time

hey it's a free place to live with no temptations...

The latter please, no ice... in fact just a glass does nicely

Did I say we would never get up again ?

You dont like being tempted then ?

ICE ??? In XO ??? ... Bloody well hope not... Is that a Welsh thing ? ... anyway... ice is better used elsewhere

 

[WantonWitch]

Did I say we would never get up again ?

You dont like being tempted then ?

ICE ??? In XO ??? ... Bloody well hope not... Is that a Welsh thing ? ... anyway... ice is better used elsewhere

I only lay down to sleep

Oh yeah... but only if the temptations get ummmmm realised nothing but temptation is bad for you, creates unnecessary tensions.

Lol... you'd be surprised at what they try and put in my brandy at the pub

 

[bodthemod]

I only lay down to sleep

Oh yeah... but only if the temptations get ummmmm realised nothing but temptation is bad for you, creates unnecessary tensions.

Lol... you'd be surprised at what they try and put in my brandy at the pub

You could always relieve those "tensions" !!!

They have XO in pubs in Wales ... bloody hell... how can they afford it... aren't they all un-employed ex-miners or something ?

 

[WantonWitch]

You could always relieve those "tensions" !!!

They have XO in pubs in Wales ... bloody hell... how can they afford it... aren't they all un-employed ex-miners or something ?

Not in the way I enjoy most... pretty much impossible


Watch it or I'll bite ya kneecaps

 

[bodthemod]

Not in the way I enjoy most... pretty much impossible


Watch it or I'll bite ya kneecaps

The way you most enjoy ? Intriguing !!! Pray tell... Spill the beans !

Btw... bite away... but only lightly... and work your way up !

 

[hotsxylady]

((((Witchie))))



Sorry I haven't been around much...been busy sorting through my pics and resizing them...making Sigs yada yada lol



feel like getting pissed...wanna join me????

 

[WantonWitch]

The way you most enjoy ? Intriguing !!! Pray tell... Spill the beans !

Btw... bite away... but only lightly... and work your way up !

*Chuckles* you'll have to do better than that to ferret out my secrets


Sorry... I bite hard

 

[WantonWitch]

((((Witchie))))



Sorry I haven't been around much...been busy sorting through my pics and resizing them...making Sigs yada yada lol



feel like getting pissed...wanna join me????

{{{{Hots}}}}

Love that av

I was already planning to.... been an odd day and I'm frustrated

 

[hotsxylady]

{{{{Hots}}}}

Love that av

I was already planning to.... been an odd day and I'm frustrated

Thanks gorgeous So many pics not enough to resize and pretty them up




OK One bottle of wine down.....starting on voddie now

 

[WantonWitch]

Thanks gorgeous So many pics not enough to resize and pretty them up




OK One bottle of wine down.....starting on voddie now

Lol... you make 'em look prettier than I do

Already on the lager

 

[hotsxylady]

Lol... you make 'em look prettier than I do

Already on the lager

Im just an artistic person..and I like to make the best of what I have....




Yah I have a great pic of one of my corsets....get me drunk enough Ill post it as an Av

 

[trent0553]

Hey Witchie

Hey again HSL